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Walmarted

When you go to Walmart for a few items and end up buying the whole store.
Joe Mama went to Walmart to buy q-tips, body wash and razors and walked out with three sets of clothes hangers, a fishing pole, an umbrella and a Subway foot-long but forgot the razors. He got Walmarted.
by Trigger Nappy February 13, 2020
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Walmart

That one store where you have to hunt down a Manager to buy a stick of deodorant
Walmart where all the employees are on break at the same time
by DarkSoldier0238 November 16, 2021
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Walmart Challenge

The Walmart challenge requires you and a couple other friends (preferably 2) to go to walmart and pick food for one another. The catch is that the person you are picking for cannot know what item you have selected for them. Once you have each other’s foods, you blindfold each other 1 at a time and have them try the selected food, hoping that one of them throws up
Boy 1: bro I’m so bored what do you wanna do?
Boy 2 : bro let’s do the Walmart challenge
Boy 3: hell yeah!!
by ALLUHAKBAR47 November 10, 2018
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WALMART DUMPSTER FIRE

A blanket description of something So Bad that people will instantly know where you are going with it before you get there.
"Did you see that thing with the muffin top & Tammy Faye Bakker makeup!?!?"
"Yeah, unfortunately, she, I mean it, looked like a WALMART DUMPSTER FIRE!!"
by BIGGEDD666 October 6, 2021
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walmart

To walmart something is to buy it and then return it when you're done.
Billy: Man, I wanna watch the playoffs on that new 4K TV, but it's so expensive.
Patel: Just walmart it.
by sandpapa June 7, 2016
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Walmartitis

The negative health condition that occurs when one person spends too much time inside a Walmart Superstore.
While Chris was shopping in Walmart, he was antsy and disgusted with myself as he began to suffer a case of the Walmartitis
by pseudonymic_account September 1, 2013
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john walmart

michel meijer's greatest rival alongside jake kroger,landon target,joe save a lot,and jason dollar tree
the john walmart movie is called thanksgiving
by Lesll October 30, 2018
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