He’s the bestest boy with pointy ears…but no he is not a deer; and doe he may be the same weight…in the 1950s Disney move he did not skate; in his heart there’s only wüw 💜 … better bet likes his pets and rubs; some people try to call him a frog…but not I says I, that’s a Tucker (🐕)
by Dorf rrats December 8, 2022

by Gabby007 January 18, 2018

(noun) An elevated Gin and Tonic, anchored by a rectangular grapefruit ice cube, with a lemon wedge in lieu of lime.
(verb) The act of imbibing and leaving a bar, when a MILF kisses you in such a way that you have to either wait a couple minutes before re-entering public spaces, or you’re forced to uhh, tuck “it.”
(verb) The act of imbibing and leaving a bar, when a MILF kisses you in such a way that you have to either wait a couple minutes before re-entering public spaces, or you’re forced to uhh, tuck “it.”
Meg: Yo, these Mother Tuckers are going down faster than me at a family reunion!
James: Truth! Also, gimme a minute before we pop smoke…I just got Mother Tuckered and need to adjust.
James: Truth! Also, gimme a minute before we pop smoke…I just got Mother Tuckered and need to adjust.
by SchmegGatsby October 4, 2024

by Ultra33 June 1, 2025

A procedure to save yourself from a cougar attack...while cougar attacks you do a reach around and insert your pincher fingers into the cougars butthole and taint tuck that motherfucker.
by anonymous January 27, 2025

The worst person you’ll ever meet he thinks he’s funny but he’s really not . A tucker is usually gay and loves men. A tucker is horrible at sports and cry’s a lot
by Hayaj March 5, 2023

Beautiful,rough anal porn performed by 2 jewish midgets in front of a live bear on top of the Alberta mountains
by Goonies googoo August 10, 2020
