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Tucker-dog

He’s the bestest boy with pointy ears…but no he is not a deer; and doe he may be the same weight…in the 1950s Disney move he did not skate; in his heart there’s only wüw 💜 … better bet likes his pets and rubs; some people try to call him a frog…but not I says I, that’s a Tucker (🐕)
“Wow, look at that cool frog.”

“No, that’s not a frog—THAT’S TUCKER-DOG.”
by Dorf rrats December 8, 2022
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Tucker

A man who likes guys and makes love to guys and has no friends
Oh look at Tucker probably going to get in bed with some guy
by Gabby007 January 18, 2018
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Mother Tucker

(noun) An elevated Gin and Tonic, anchored by a rectangular grapefruit ice cube, with a lemon wedge in lieu of lime.

(verb) The act of imbibing and leaving a bar, when a MILF kisses you in such a way that you have to either wait a couple minutes before re-entering public spaces, or you’re forced to uhh, tuck “it.”
Meg: Yo, these Mother Tuckers are going down faster than me at a family reunion!

James: Truth! Also, gimme a minute before we pop smoke…I just got Mother Tuckered and need to adjust.
by SchmegGatsby October 4, 2024
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Cubby Tucker

A pussy in hiding whilst being shit on in cs2
What a cubby Tucker sitting outside a long
by Ultra33 June 1, 2025
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Taint tucker

A procedure to save yourself from a cougar attack...while cougar attacks you do a reach around and insert your pincher fingers into the cougars butthole and taint tuck that motherfucker.
When that cougar attacked me i reached around and gave him a taint tucker and he released his jaws.
by anonymous January 27, 2025
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Tucker

The worst person you’ll ever meet he thinks he’s funny but he’s really not . A tucker is usually gay and loves men. A tucker is horrible at sports and cry’s a lot
by Hayaj March 5, 2023
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Tucker Scrimshaw

Beautiful,rough anal porn performed by 2 jewish midgets in front of a live bear on top of the Alberta mountains
Me: this is some beautiful Tucker scrimshaw isnt it
Friend: WHY THE FUCK DID YOU SHOW ME THIS
by Goonies googoo August 10, 2020
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