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Roots Hipster

A type of hipster that is typically interested in traditional folk and country music, with the emphasis being traditional! They tend to show a disdain for indie folk and related genres which they claim only corrupt the genre's purity. Also Roots Hipsters tend dress in clothes that were popular at the turn of the 20th century in the style of the day as opposed to the so called individualistic twists of regular hipsters. In conclusion Roots Hipsters tend to dislike regular hipsters because their belief that regular hipsters don't know what real culture is and couldn't appreciate it if they did.
Johnny " Hey did you hear, Mumford and Sons is coming to town? You should take Joe, he's a total hipster." Sam " Don't you know, Mumford and Sons is for stupid people who don't understand what real folk culture is." Sam walks away puts on his derby hat and begins listening to some Old Time Mountain Music. Sam is a Roots Hipster
by ZS95 March 5, 2015
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The square root of pi

it is not pi
person 1: what is the square root of pi
person 2: not pi
by minecart November 20, 2021
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Root

Slang for sex, or quicky
Guy: Wanna have a root
Girl: fuckin oath
by Walzer August 2, 2018
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Drink root-beer day

On this day I drink root-beer
Girl 1: it is drink root-beer day
by Loveygirl06 December 15, 2019
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Rooted

The experience of drinking enough kava (drink made from the roots of the South Pacific kava plant) to feel strong relaxation and sedative effects for an extended period of time.
- "Hey, man... want to drink another kava?"

- "Nah, dude. I'm already pretty rooted. Think I'll sit this one out well, if you insist I guess I can have one more."
by OG_Roottender February 4, 2022
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Root lapper

One who enjoys the act of sucking and slurping another's cock, and the practice of licking the penis shaft to the scrotum, and finishing by lapping Deez Nuts.
My current girlfriend is the best root lapper I've shafted.
by Panty Muncher58 September 26, 2021
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Rusted Root

When a man has a ‘semi’ erect penis.

Derived from Rusted Roots’ song lyrics for ‘Send Me On My Way’ being misheard as ‘I’ve got a semi on the way’.
I have a rusted root.

You’re giving me a rusted root.
by _Azriel_ September 3, 2022
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