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Spoon in the Road

Another way to refer to a cul-de-sac or dead end inside of a neighborhood
"Hey man, what are the directions to your house?"
"Just take a left on Tilden, then a right into the first neighborhood you see. My house is the first house on the spoon in the road"
by EMF0X June 7, 2018
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Verbal Spoon

An intense deep and meaningful conversation that has the emotional equivalent to an intimate spooning session.
M81: that was a great chat!

M82: yeah, best verbal spoon I've had in ages!
by Zing111 July 4, 2016
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Dookie Spoon

The utensil used to remove fecal matter from the rectum of someone severely constipated.
Because no one in the trailer park had ever heard of an enema, Lloyd was forced to use the dookie spoon on his 500lb mother when it became clear there was no way a turd that large was going to pass through her rectum unaided.
by alie oop May 21, 2012
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There's me spoon

Interchangeable with "pardon me"

If your stomach makes a particularly loud grumble, or a little air slips accidentally from either passage (front or back) you can acknowledge its passing politely with this little interjection to make it known it was not purposeful.
Usually accompanied with a look of shock from the perpetrator.
*Tummy grumble* "Oop, there's me spoon"
by Nothatoriginal October 31, 2011
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Netflix and Spoon

Watching Netflix while eating a gallon of ice cream with your friend trying to get over your failing love life.
hey, can you come over on Friday for a netflix and spoon session?
by SterlingSilver17 November 22, 2016
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Snooze Spoon

Spooning that occurs between your main alarm and your snooze alarm going off, generally in a state of semi-consciousness.
I love burying my morning wood in her booty while we snooze spoon.
by Sausage_Dictionary May 3, 2016
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Spoon Insurance

A much needed and often over looked life necessity, ever lose a spoon and cannot find it, ever been without one.
well with spoon insurance there is no need to fear while your trusty insured spoons are near! the damage and rust that is no fuss, with spoon insurance its an easy fix!

so be at ease while your utensil is pleased.
Kawaii: Bruh I cannot find my spoon?!
Necri: was it insured?
Kawaii: Omg no I really should of signed up for that spoon insurance!
by Necri December 17, 2021
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