When you go in for a sniff before you eat the ass and you get a little sphincter kiss on the tip of your nose.
I was getting ready to eat Lisa’s ass and she gave me a cute little Eskimo Starpucker. I tell you Jerry, I’m gonna marry that girl.
by Jackmarriot Tacktheratrix December 23, 2021
Get the Eskimo Starpuckermug. An extremely derogatory and racist term to describe a Native American person; brought to existence by a racist farmer.
I can’t believe that Eskimo Snowpie had the audacity to cut me off in traffic. They should go back to their reservation!
by FarmingTomatoesInAlbania June 2, 2021
Get the Eskimo Snowpiemug. An eskimo Brother is someone who has slept with the same person you have slept with.
If you sleep with a girl and find out someone else has at some time slept with her you are that person's eskimo brother.
If you sleep with a girl and find out someone else has at some time slept with her you are that person's eskimo brother.
Winston, "Hey Kang, we both had sex with Tiff!"
Kang, "We did? That's great, that means we're both eskimo brothers!"
Kang, "We did? That's great, that means we're both eskimo brothers!"
by Winchez July 24, 2024
Get the Eskimo brothermug. The eskimo shuffle refers to an iconic dance move in eskimo culture during the late 1700's. Eskimos would freeze their hands together behind their back and would chase after penguins in what was considered the antartic's first push towards global sporting recognition with their proposal to the olympic games getting rejected under the claims that it was more of a dance and less of a sport. The eskimo's, obviously distraught over the sheer lack of respect to their culture banded together and set out to destroy their fierce rivals at the time. The Jamaican jig had a much wider spread of influence and mass appeal to those with restricted access to penguins and was their number 1 competition in achieving global recognition through the eskimo shuffle.
by realeskimoshuffle July 20, 2023
Get the eskimo shufflemug. Similar to Eskimo brothers, Eskimo cousins are when you and another guy fuck two sisters, it is an eternal bond between two men, albeit less potent than an Eskimo bro bond
Eric: wait mike, did you smash lindsey??
Mike: uh yeah bro why?
Eric: duuuuddde that's my gfs older sister... That's means we're...
Both shout: ESKIMO COUSINS
Mike: uh yeah bro why?
Eric: duuuuddde that's my gfs older sister... That's means we're...
Both shout: ESKIMO COUSINS
by fruitbytheinch April 23, 2020
Get the Eskimo Cousinsmug. "I've never slept with brothers before, are you guys down to Eskimo pie me?"
"This chick was such a freak that she asked me and my brother to Eskimo pie her ass."
"This chick was such a freak that she asked me and my brother to Eskimo pie her ass."
by Schrodingersvagina February 28, 2017
Get the Eskimo piemug. by N8_higgers June 11, 2018
Get the dirty eskimo brothersmug.