Donk whopper

A person who plays donk, (usually uneducated), that constantly cause unnecessary drama on the donk scene

Oh did you hear about martin reed, causing more drama and cancelling his event, what a fucking donk whopper

by Donk king August 22, 2023

Donk with the Flapper

To jiggle the handle of the commode to stop the water from running

“The crapper won’t stop running!!!”

“Did you donk with the flapper????”

by Johnny Dicklegs August 31, 2018

Pancake Donk

The offical way to acknowledge when your ass looks like a pancake because it's so flat and misshapen.

Fuck God for giving me a pancake donk, I'll never make it in life off my body.

by LazyLili January 09, 2022

Bonkle Donk

When you hit someone in the head with a big book

I'm going to bonkle donk you

by Mr not smart April 20, 2024

Smart Donke

Smart Donke - Like a Smart Ass, but more humorous. Instead of belittling others he makes others life better by being a Ride-or-die friend like Donke in Shrek, but way smarter like Einstein.

I'd much rather be a smart donke than a dumb-donke anyday.

by IQDave August 22, 2024

super donk

A slang for someone that gets credit for your ideas. Fx. if you tell them a joke, they tell it to someone else and gets all the credit.

You stole my idea! you're such a super donk!

by BabyBoi420 September 27, 2020

Xif-Donks

One who says "Shut the fuck up" quite often. Also hates the word "Imagine".

Kaiden: "Shut the fuck up"
Alex: "Quit being such a Xif-Donks"
Kaiden: "Shut the fuck up"

by WalterTechTips May 19, 2020