Prep The Vag

A term used by gents to a b-rod to illustrate the preperation of her vagina so that the gent may chuck it in
Yo man tell her to fuckin prep her vag for when she comes over.
by Iron James January 28, 2004
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vag in a bag

a synonym for douche bag.
or Vagina Bag.
Vag-in-a Bag
A. You're such a vag in a bag!!!

B. Does that vag in a bag come in different scents?

C. Pepper Ann: Stacy, where's my vag?
Stacy: Check your bag!
by Douche Gigalow December 08, 2008
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Trippin' Vag

Similar, yet distinctly different from the term “trippin’ balls;” used for the female gender.

Vag refers to vagina, the female reproductive organ.

Trippin’ Vag is the act of a female exhibiting irrational behaviour; due to the overabundance of estrogen.
"That bitch is trippin' vag!"

"Are you on the rag, because you’re trippin' vag?"

"Calm the fuck down girl, you’re trippin' vag."

"Ever since my wife woke up, she’s been trippin' vag non stop."
by Wayne, Josh, Isaac March 16, 2008
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Vag Out

Verb.

"To vag out" is a very interesting verb, it can mean anything. Its meaning depends on the context of the sentence. I usually use it when i'm doing nothing at all, or particularly bored. But, you can use it however you like, go wild.

Scholars maintain that the real definition of "Vaging out" was lost decades ago..... =)
Tom: "So what you been up to man?"
Dan: "Just vaging out in my garden man, as usual."

Mike: "Ok, so we can hangout at my pad for a while..."
Dan: "Yeh, lets Vag out!!!"

Josh: "Is Dan coming?"
Tom: "Nah, hes vaging out"

Dan: "Why didn't you mention me?"
Jo: "Look, I told you i'm sorry. I'm Vaging out"
by Dan Choni May 09, 2008
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vag pad

Also known as front butt, Mount Vaiginuvius, Over the hill it's off to Grandma's house, and too much cushion for the pushin'. That annoying bulge that middle age women get when they wear their jeans too high and it makes them look like they are packing major heat.
Your third grade english teacher wearing jeans from the 80's. Anyone in the supermarket between the hours of 10 and 11:30am. Your mom's best friend. Your mom. Anyone involved with chuch charity events. Example: Mrs. Smith has such a big vag pad that by staring at her waist I couldn't decipher from which side fecal matter was purged.
by John Son March 08, 2007
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vag splatter

when a girl you are fucking cums and it splatters everywhere and makes a huge fucking mess.
LAURA! you vag splattered all over my fucking wall! im gonna kick your vag splattering ass.
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rank vag

the smell of an all girls dorm
bigler hall smells like rank vag
by jil October 07, 2003
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