"Hey man, what are the directions to your house?"
"Just take a left on Tilden, then a right into the first neighborhood you see. My house is the first house on the spoon in the road"
"Just take a left on Tilden, then a right into the first neighborhood you see. My house is the first house on the spoon in the road"
by EMF0X May 20, 2018
Interchangeable with "pardon me"
If your stomach makes a particularly loud grumble, or a little air slips accidentally from either passage (front or back) you can acknowledge its passing politely with this little interjection to make it known it was not purposeful.
Usually accompanied with a look of shock from the perpetrator.
If your stomach makes a particularly loud grumble, or a little air slips accidentally from either passage (front or back) you can acknowledge its passing politely with this little interjection to make it known it was not purposeful.
Usually accompanied with a look of shock from the perpetrator.
by Nothatoriginal October 31, 2011
a battle during which the participants obtain large serving spoons and other culinary utensils (such as a wooden meat tenderizer) and spank each other until the adversaries surrender
Kendall, Grace, Robert, & Nana played spoon wars & shields. Team Nike, consisting of Robert and Grace, beat their opponents, Team Victory, Nana & Kendall.
by off brand oxford August 14, 2022
A much needed and often over looked life necessity, ever lose a spoon and cannot find it, ever been without one.
well with spoon insurance there is no need to fear while your trusty insured spoons are near! the damage and rust that is no fuss, with spoon insurance its an easy fix!
so be at ease while your utensil is pleased.
well with spoon insurance there is no need to fear while your trusty insured spoons are near! the damage and rust that is no fuss, with spoon insurance its an easy fix!
so be at ease while your utensil is pleased.
Kawaii: Bruh I cannot find my spoon?!
Necri: was it insured?
Kawaii: Omg no I really should of signed up for that spoon insurance!
Necri: was it insured?
Kawaii: Omg no I really should of signed up for that spoon insurance!
by Necri December 17, 2021
Watching Netflix while eating a gallon of ice cream with your friend trying to get over your failing love life.
by SterlingSilver17 November 22, 2016
When someone, who is much larger and of the same sex, uncomfortably or forcibly snuggles up behind someone
by Maryjane* December 13, 2017
When you spoon your boyfriend (or significant other with a penis), and wank them off at the same time, therefore resulting in a "milky spoon".
by powerwasher69420 November 18, 2021