The Greek Family Tree

the greek family tree is weird. Poseidon and Zeus are brothers, their dad is Kronos. Zeus has Athena, and Athena has a child named Annabeth. Poseidon has a child named Percy, since Poseidon is Athena's uncle, Percy is Athena's cousin, which means Annabeth is Percy's cousin once removed. And they fall in love.

person1:how does the greek family tree work?
person2: yes

by dodododoododododododoodododd September 29, 2022

Greek Wax

The process of having pubic hair removed specifically from between the butt cheeks in combination with then having your butthole bleached.

Adult movie stars frequently have a Greek Wax prior to filming a movie.

by Just00Jake April 24, 2025

Greek guillotine

The Greek guillotine is when a man's genitals are chopped off by a machete on a string.

Thomas had a Greek guillotine last week!

by sebs cum dumpster March 17, 2025

Greek Gyro

When one guy is throat-fucking a woman and one guy is ripping her asshole with his penis while she is vomiting and having wet diarrea at the same time.

Last night Steve and Frank gave me a greek gyro, i was vomiting and shitting on both of their cocks it was magical.

by Kosta The Kypreo April 28, 2021

Date a Greek

A common type of fundraiser used by by both fraternities and sororities. "Dates" with members of the Greek organization are sold at silent auction, this is a cover for prostitution. When a naive individual wins the auction an actual date may take place, but this is usually forgone in the interest of time and money. It is an acceptable gesture to "give someone the night off" by winning them at auction but electing not to have your way with them.

Jack: "Hey man check it out, the Date a Greek fundraiser is going on again! I think I'm gonna buy me two and have a threesome"

Bill: "What are you talking about? They're auctioning off dates"

Jack: "Dates that always have happy endings"

Bill: "No way, that's a Catholic soroity"

Jack: "Exactly"

Bill: "Ohhh. I never knew"

by iceMachine January 20, 2012

Greek 69

It is when partners engaged in intimacy position themselves in such away to perform analingus on each other simultaneously.

I’d like to try a Greek 69 tonight my dear.

by YaporaYariziac June 16, 2022

Greek yogurt

Semen inserted into the anus during anal sex.

"do you want some Greek yogurt?"
"She like Greek yogurt in her mouth."

by Greek yogurt lover February 19, 2018