The Facemask

When a gentlemen ejaculates from 6 feet apart onto the face of a person. They then smears the ejaculate across her face, to create a “face mask” made of semen.

Don’t worry dude, I just did the Facemask. We stayed 6 feet apart.

by MaskGurl69 September 27, 2020

The Facebook effect

The idea that the political ignorant have been radicalized to become far-right fascists through social media and meme culture.

Carlos used to be a fanatic futbol fan, The Facebook effect turned him into a fascist who posts about far-right ideals that are destroying the lives of people like him.

by PatriotMaker October 6, 2021

the faceless woman

A placeholder name for Alexa or Siri to avoid activating them

“My kid won’t stop screaming at our Alexa, it’s driving me crazy.”
“Playing Driving Me Crazy from Spotify”
“You’ve woke The Faceless Woman”

by Rolandofgilead January 23, 2023

The-Spacey-in-the-facey

To be sexually harassed in the workplace, a la Kevin Spacey.

God, it's my boss asking me out for dinner. Ugh, it's going to be the-Spacey-in-the-facey, isn't it?

The heart and eggplant emojis rather give it away.

by Shuaman October 15, 2018

Bob the Facebook friend

An kind friend which only 1 person knows him, Aaron Peckham , also me :)

If you are needed for a new friend, Bob shows up

Ali: " i'm really bored, i want new friends from Facebook!"
Jake: "dude, go friend Bob the Facebook friend, stupid."

by pseudonymsism. December 23, 2021

The New Facebook

The "New Coke" of the 21st Century. An answer to a design problem that no one had on the website Facebook, spearheaded by Mark Zuckerberg.

"Dude do you like the new Facebook?"

"No, I think it blows big-time"

by HeyitsAC November 2, 2008

The MCR Facebook Page

The MCR Facebook page is a wonderful place. Well, it can be. It's full of stupid whores who are very perverted and flip out for the stupidest things. There is some nice people though. :

The MCR Facebook Page has stolen my Non-pervertedness.

by KaliLinny September 19, 2011