sweaty chicken legs

When a womans legs are fat and sweaty from just walking

Hey look at her wiping her sweaty chicken legs

by sexyass22 April 26, 2014

Sweaty Pebble

While in a steam shower a man pours fruity pebbles in a girls cunt and jizzes on it and eats it out.

Whoo! I sure am hot from that sweaty pebble in the sauna.

by skankaliscious November 16, 2011

sweaty brim

When you sit on someones face so they can lick your ass, your sweaty balls lay on their forehead, creating a "sweaty brim"

Last night was so hot, look at this sweaty brim... no smell it!

by JakeYourBooty October 23, 2007

sweaty blanket

When as much sweat as possible is saved up in a blanket or bed sheets wring the sweat in a five gallon bucket. Keep the the buck hidden and uses febreze on it until it is full. Finally, when your significant other is performing intercourse with you, slowly pick up the bucket and drench her with the sweat.

Dude, my girl swallowed the whole sweaty blanket last night!

by skallywag99 December 16, 2014

sweaty peter

A sweaty peter is a person who always seems to sweat through his pants and has a nice thick sweat triangle and no matter how many layers or things he does to avoid this, but denies it you call him out claiming he just sat in pee or spilled a little grapefruit juice on his heiny.

Dude Alec is such a SWEATY PETER he legit has a splash zone on his ass

by Mr.Morrill November 23, 2023

Little Sweaty Meats

Little Sweaty Meats is slang for a tiny greasy cock.

"nice Little Sweaty Meats"
"fuck you nigger."

by littlesweatymeats999 September 30, 2025

Sweaty Crack Fart

When your butt crack has obtained enough moisture, from sweat or other causes, and you experience Flatulence. It is the vibrant reaction of your cheeks and moisture combined together that simulate a sound that one has shit themselves.

Jeremy: *experiences Flatulence*

Miranda: Hey, Did you just shit yourself?

Jeremy: what? Sorry no I was outside a minute ago, that was just a Sweaty Crack Fart.

by Kspice Daddy September 7, 2025