Splash Padded

(Verb) - When a girl is laying on your back and you fart into her vagina.

Bro, I just splash padded the fuck outta my girl this weekend. The vibration turned her on!

by Milano325i August 17, 2019

Blue Swivel Finger Splash

The word you tell someone to look something up that sounds super crazy, wild, or wacky on Urban Dictionary in hopes of building up their anxiety, excitement, or otherwise expectation in what could be lurking in the definition.

Oh, you think that's bad? Look up "Blue Swivel Finger Splash" on Urban Dictionary, that's a REAL crazy one!

by JamesIsMyName March 13, 2022

Smurf splashed

This happens when you visit a porta-john or portable outhouse and need to drop a #2 into the bottom. When you give your final push and it lands, your rectum and buttox are then covered in the familiar blue water resulting in getting smurf splashed.

This normally occurs after the porta-john has been cleaned and fresh blue liquid has been put inside the reservoir.

I had to take a crap and dude i tell you, i have never been smurf splashed like i was just then.

by raptor13fox July 22, 2011

Splash

"Splash"
When a patron or guest is sitting at a bar/restaurant and the bartender/server (authorized distributor of adult beverages) has already announced that they will no longer be serving alcohol by verbally proclaiming "Last Call", is preempted by a guest while holding up their glass and stating; "May I get a splash!?"

In general & in the most simplistic terms, the phrase "May I get a Splash" is used when one is communicating with a bartender (after Last Call) while lifting one's empty glass, and subtlety rotating it in a clockwise and endearing way to facilitate/promote the server to refill this glass with the same beverage that was in it prior to being consumed. The server shall honor (at their discretion) this request with a quarter, halfway, or even in some rare cases..., a nearly full refill of the patrons original beverage & it shall not be charged, nor a bill be administered.

by Frankie "Harry" Bawls January 20, 2025

Gatorade Splash

when a girl pours gatorade in her vagina; someone jumping into a pool of gatorade

I hit my coach with a gatorade splash

by Splash Crew November 3, 2021

splash one

To defecate, have a bowel movement, in a body of water from above, usu. a toilet.

Excuse me, I need to "splash one".

by nashntth April 2, 2008

No Splash No Gash

The frightening war cry of the common Toilet Tyrone or similar toilet-based salesperson commonly found in dingy nightclubs in an, often vain attempt to engulf you in a cloud of Joop, CK One or Davidoff Cool Water in exchange for whatever you can find in your back pocket (pennys, washers, lint etc)

Toilet salesman: "No Splash No Gash!"
Clueless toilet patron: "U wot m8?"
Toilet salesman: *unleashes cloud of musk* "U pay now"
Clueless toilet patron: "Please stop..."

by Bigby89 September 7, 2020