A stupid chef who is still obsessed with Alyssa Johnson and he's really annoying tbh roller skating is his life and he must be blind because he can't see that some people like him and that annoys them and me and he thinks he's so cool but really he just has a big toe and makes pasta
by Dudeilovedanhowell November 19, 2016
Get the shane pomeroymug. A back- stabbing little bitch who will break your heart and is most likely a freakin giraffe who can’t get nothing because of how pale they are
Girl 1- I hate Shane whatever u do don’t go for him u r so much better
Girl 2- I wasn’t going to i thought u 2 we’re good
Girl 1- fu*k no he was cheating on me😭😭😭
Girl 2- ok where is he at. I’m beat the shit out of him
(Girl 2 finds him and start to make out with him)
Girl 1- see ik u would betrayed me
Shane-no baby it’s not what it looks like
Girl 2- WHAT U LYED TO ME
Girl1- yea bc ik u girl were dating a long time ago
Girl 2- I wasn’t going to i thought u 2 we’re good
Girl 1- fu*k no he was cheating on me😭😭😭
Girl 2- ok where is he at. I’m beat the shit out of him
(Girl 2 finds him and start to make out with him)
Girl 1- see ik u would betrayed me
Shane-no baby it’s not what it looks like
Girl 2- WHAT U LYED TO ME
Girl1- yea bc ik u girl were dating a long time ago
by Heytaytay88 April 26, 2019
Get the Shanemug. by #GotEm March 27, 2020
Get the Shane Buttsmug. Very cute and sweet large/ tall dude with very very VERY long legs he’s funny gives the best hugs has a friend named Ryan well usually does and IS SO COOL!
by Gracegoose January 3, 2020
Get the Shanemug. 
i miss u so bad;( do you remember me? blue jeans song, happy birthday song that I made for you on your birthday on April 18, 2021, omg time feels faster than usual and every time I always think of you :) I hope you are fine i love u shanee💌
by shee mardiani April 10, 2022
Get the shanemug. Like most of the definitions, Shane's are often very shy, have massive cocks, and have blue eyes. Shane's are not assholes as the Shane's I know are definitely not assholes. Shane's are often hella confused when it comes to the feelings of love, as Shane's are often single asf. Shane's are also into sports, video games, and candy. Shane's love candy. Shane's are often very tall and skinny, and very shy, with low self esteem. They often enjoy company, and they get sad when it doesn't come. Shane's also have a keen sense of fashion and a fire shoe game. Shane's are also pretty good golfers.
P.S this was written by a mf named Shane lmao
P.S this was written by a mf named Shane lmao
This nigga Shane dumb asf.
by lactoseballer March 18, 2021
Get the Shanemug.