Shane Stone

Shane Stone is the biggest wander alive. Shane is a real estate agent who lies about termite and water issues to sell his houses. To identify a Shane Stone they will typically gel up their hair, wear aviators and drive a 90’s to early 2000’s BMW.

Don’t trust Shane Stone

Shane Stone: oh yeh this house is awesome, it backs onto national park and I wouldn’t be surprised if water was flooding out of the spring. I got a damage inspection and there’s absolutely no problem, this area is known for termites but the house is termite free.

House: no water, spring is dried up. 50 - 60 bats living in the walls, backs onto private property. Riddled with termites and has a 3cm layer of bugs covering the ground.

Shane: oh the house wasn’t like that when I was there but it’s too late now you already bought it, but here’s a free plant for your troubles.

Plant: dies due to dehydration.

by Local Street Ranga April 8, 2020

shane coles

He's IRREPLACEABLE, a collectable, just like FINE CHINA!! 💙💙💙

You know you've got it ALL when you have Shane Coles.

by Yours forever, K March 1, 2018

Shane Long

Shane Long is Southampton FC's best ever player. He doesn't need to score to be good

Chetan: Who is the best player of all time apart from me in goal of course?

Raihan: Shane Long, he's way better than Penaldo.

by Gabbob11 May 24, 2022

Chain Shane

created by ysabellon. a TRUE CHAIN SHANE!

"OMG I WANNA BE LIKE CHAIN SHANE!!!!!!!!"
"MEEEEE TOOOOOO"

by OH_MY_SHOOT!!!!!! March 14, 2023

Shane DeVerse

He might not be the hottest man on earth unlike nicholas white but he is an absolute god in bed, he will rock your night like no other.

Man Shane DeVerse is fucking insane in bed like fuckkkkkkk I’m a little sore but I’m a good way yah know?

by Big tiddie boi April 23, 2020

Shane Dawson

An icon, who slays at life and is a king

Who is Shane Dawson?
Tf is wrong with you

by yeeyeeyeeyeeyeeyee December 16, 2018

Shane

An extremely kind boy, often average height with hazel eyes. If you ever meet a Shane, he'll be the nicest person you ever meet. Shane often has no self-worth, putting others before himself. Despite all his kindness, making a Shane mad is the most terrifying experience you'll have, as their anger will be unmatched. Shane often shows anyone and everything kindness, even over the smallest things, and will go to great lengths to make sure those he cares about are okay.

"OMG, Shane is SOO NICE!"
"I know, i just talked to him earlier!"

by Somerandogirl432 July 25, 2021