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Unicorn Seed

The hip new soda pop that all the kids are guzzling on the street corners. Its popularity has been hugely fostered by product placement in popular films. For instance, in the film "Muscular Hooker 2", Will Smith's character takes a dramatically-framed swig of Unicorn Seed! and then suddenly grows a CGI erection which extends into infinity, and then Will Smith's mind explodes, and the movie ends

For that scene alone, Roger Ebert gives the film 3 and a half stars. Not many people know this, but movie critics have a finite amount of stars they can award in their lifetime. They are often kept in a vault, heavily secured to prevent a senile Scrooge McDuck from wandering in, mistaking the stars for gold coins, and swimming in them. This is for Scrooge's own protection, as the stars have sharp edges and would lacerate his body into a bloody feathered pulp.
Matt: "I heard Damen purchased a new jug of Unicorn Seed the other day."
by Elk Skinned Carburetor April 29, 2024
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Seeds

Seeds generally means research chemicals. Originates from one of the most popular research chemical LSA which is in the form of seeds.
Dude 1: Wow bro, these seeds are really kickin in i feel like im letting go of my ego and becoming one with the universe.
Dude 2: Needn't say that, i already telepathically saw that tought before you said it.
by Kurcho December 3, 2018
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Death Seed

1. When a man ejaculates so hard he perishes as a result

2. A Roblox game made by Fiddlepat and his colleagues that is currently in development
Morgue Worker 1: The man apparently died of Death Seed

Morgue Worker 2: That's disgusting man, also, did you hear that Fiddlepat is developing a new game?
by bigman2323 March 25, 2024
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Hydro Seed

Damn! You should have seen how I Hydro seeded that bitch last night.
by Scorpiocum August 7, 2020
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Good Faith Seed Money

The CCP gave Hunter Biden's LCC which produces nothing "good faith seed money" for nothing in return.
by Bandet July 24, 2023
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nasal seed

last night she let me give her a nasal seed
by cummy December 17, 2019
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