vodka snatch

When yo stank ass hoe can't get her pussy wet after consuming too much alcohol. Therefor you cannot penetrate it with the 4 inch hard purple headed yogurt slinger you are sporting.

I wanna smash but she has consumed to much taaka. Probably has vodka snatch.

by Tweeder_27 January 24, 2016

snatch queen

A rude nasty bitch.

That woman loading her groceries in the driving lane is a real snatch queen.

by Wildo91 May 27, 2019

gappy snatch

loose and open wide cunt

Look at that girl, Great GAPPY snatch!Yeah, her pussy looks seriously loose and huge

by pinhaicau December 1, 2015

Tomato Snatch

The nasty stink that a girl's vagina aquires from eating to many tomatoes.

Cassye's snatch smells like a rotting dead person, she has a bad case of tomato Snatch.

by Vic Hayes April 14, 2007

snatch napkin

Nonchalantly stated in the movie "I hope they serve beer in hell", Snatch Napkin is a derogatory term used as an aid in the vocabularies of hometown comedians in making fun of braindead sluts. It can almost literally be translated to: whore, slut, or any of the other fine words used to describe the combination of beauty and stupidity.

guy: "you're such a snatch napkin hahaha"
girl: "oh my godddddd whats thattttt?"
guy: "oh it just means your really pushy, you know, like you like to snatch things away from people and shit. don't worry about it baby."
girl: "ohhhh, well im a total snatch napkin then!"
guy: "snickering"

by kotabro93 October 17, 2009

snatch rats

A small rodent that lives in the pubic area of the skankiest of down town whores. Like crabs, the snatch rat resembles its larger counter part, the modern sewer rat. snatch rats are visible to the naked eye and are highly contagious, if contracted you should immediately purchace thousands of tiny mousetraps so sprinkle on your genitalia.

guy1: oh shit that bitch has snatch rats
guy2: did you do her?
guy1: yeah, thank god i had these tiny mouse traps.

by Altar Mann April 19, 2006

Snatch goblin

A snizzle demon indigenous to the region between a woman's hair crown and her fun spot; potentially dangerous and known cause of jimmy malfunctions.

Aw, man, my jimmy split last night when I was banging that ho, and I covered her baby tubes with an avalanche of sticky snow. I'm pretty sure there was a snatch goblin in there.

by Sam5232 December 29, 2007