The initial sexual act betwixt to able bodied individuals in which person A. divides the lower extremities of person B. using only their genitals in the same fashion as a chef splits a squab breast in twain.
“Young master William thought it most fitting to ask her to go on a splay ride before dinner, NOT after.”
by Johnny Wishbone 79 April 05, 2018
by Hotkilla October 30, 2015
When you purchase a train ticket, but the conductor never comes by to collect it. As a result, you have a bonus ride and you are left with an unused ticket for later use.
by MTA Rider December 04, 2009
"Yo Pete, you see that plane over there?"
"Uh, Ya!"
"You wanna jack it and go on a cloud ride?"
"Yea dude"
*high five*
"Uh, Ya!"
"You wanna jack it and go on a cloud ride?"
"Yea dude"
*high five*
by Drouble McDrowell February 14, 2010
General definition: To engage in extremely risky activity without a clearly defined exit strategy in hopes of obtaining a sizeable benefit.
I swing trade the highly volatile British Pound/Japanese Yen currency pair without fixed exit targets. Therefore, I Ride the Tiger.
Note: Although the Dragon is one of the Pound/Yen's many ominous nicknames, Ride the Dragon is specific to heroin use. Therefore, I do not Ride the Dragon.
Note: Although the Dragon is one of the Pound/Yen's many ominous nicknames, Ride the Dragon is specific to heroin use. Therefore, I do not Ride the Dragon.
by JohnnyRy March 16, 2022
To wear your trousers in a silly looking way around the lower half of the upper legs, inspired from the 'prison bitch' look in American prisons, where orange overalls would be worn looser to apparently allow easier access to the anus. The style is usually worn by people who think they are 'gangster' but are actually not.
Low rider: Thoughts I look bad in low ridin' ma trousers.
Smart person X: Y, look at that chav thinking he is bad wearing his trousers like that.
Smart person Y: Yeah, what an idiot.
Smart person X: Y, look at that chav thinking he is bad wearing his trousers like that.
Smart person Y: Yeah, what an idiot.
by TrueDefinition February 07, 2010
A gentleman's shirt, typically his most expensive and alluring, which is saved for occasions when he so wishes to maximise his chances of partaking of sexual intercourse with a woman.
Me: "Hey Dave, think you might score tonight?"
Dave: "Definitely. I do have my riding shirt on in all fairness, I'm guaranteed to hook up"
Dave: "Definitely. I do have my riding shirt on in all fairness, I'm guaranteed to hook up"
by mavrick1579 March 03, 2011