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President Bong

This is a phrase used to describe somebody who is hogging the smoking device and keeping it to yourself.
Lyle: Dude, Jack, pass the bong!
Randy: You're like president bong over there, Jack.
by planetchad June 15, 2009
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President of the United States

The highest-ranking politician in the United States, able to veto congressional legislation and sign executive orders. Despite often being considered the most powerful man in the world, the job actually requires relatively little technical skill to perform since a President can rely on their administration to formulate policy and write executive orders, speeches, statements etc. This is demonstrated by the fact that most of the recent Presidents at the time of writing have either been senile or dangerously stupid.
“The President of the United States” is a phrase that Americans like to say with relish.

“And then I see the disinfectant where it knocks it out in a minute. One minute. And is there a way we can do something like that, by injection inside or almost a cleaning?” ~The President of the United States
by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023
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bench president

A play on bench press; whenever you or anyone else is the one guy in the gym who acts like he has the world record bench press max, owns the bench station, and walks in as if "Hail to the Chief" starts playing as soon as he gets through the door. Used to refer to a badass jacked dude, or sarcastically to a not so jacked dude.
Lifter 1: Dude, you see that guy over there?

Lifter 2: Yea, that's the gym's official new bench president

Lifter 1: That guy is badass

Lifter 2: I hear he reps 4,000 lbs on bench press

(more sarcastically)

Guy 1: What's up bench president, you're looking exceptionally jacked today

Guy 2: Fuck you man
by briarbowls March 21, 2016
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the president of the world

the president of the world is lu she is the most interesting person alive, obama’s best friend.
person: “ lu is the funniest person alive
person2: “ I totally agree 💯💯”
The president of the world: “ boi what tha fak”
by slipknotlover0.68.0 August 20, 2021
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47th President of the United States

Donald J. Trump has won the 2024 presidential election against Kamala Harris; therefore, he will become the 47th President of the United States. This makes him the second U.S. president to serve two non-consecutive terms.
by nb21-rz2k November 6, 2024
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protect the president

A fun school game usually played at break time (recess). The game was that you and a bunch of friends were split into two teams, one being the the security squad and the others being the people trying to capture the president. One person was randomly picked to be the president and the security squad had to escort the president from location A to location B whist ensuring the capturers weren't able to get the president and take him to a different location. Any and all physical violence is permitted to protect or capture the president.
Security Squad: Follow us mr president, make sure the president doesn't get captured and taken to the football pitch.

Capturers: We gotta take out the security squad all at the same time and take the president to the football pitch.

Protect the president : A game for lunch time or break.
by Vinster_BulletClub4Life_ March 12, 2017
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President Poo nocchio

Cock sucking President Poo nocchio is about to be impeached.
by Miss Tits McGee October 11, 2019
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