In-person Event

When you fitna smash

I've got a date with Savannah tonight and it's gonna be an in-person event.

by DaThiccNessMonster September 21, 2021

personality boner

Someone's personality makes them super attractive.

I got a personality boner for her.

by Chowmein October 31, 2013

Spaghetti Person

Somebody who is very plain, lacking anything truly interesting about them. They feel like they need to make themself more interesting, so they purposely find abnormal things to identify themselves by. This is reminiscent of spaghetti, which is very plain until you add spaghetti sauce. Examples include, but are not limited to, learnig to ride a unicycle, buying a snake and bringing it everywhere, dying hair strang colors (often seen around the "Arts" department of many Community Colleges), or ordering only obscure cocktails at the bar.

Normal Person: Hey, how was your holiday?
Spaghetti Person: It was pretty good. I learned to play the didgeridoo.
Normal Person: Cool man. Did you do that homework assignment that's due today?
Spaghetti Person: Yea. Did you know that the didgeridoo is the worlds oldest instriment?
Normal Person: Didn't know that. Do you think I could copy that homework real quick?
Spaghetti Person: I feel totally calm when I play my didgeridoo.
Normal Person: Ok, but about that homework...
Spaghetti Person: Didgeridoo.

by SilverSpoonMan January 15, 2017

person 5

the ultimate example

person 1 hi person 2
person 2 hi person 1
person 3 hi person 1 and 2

person 1 and 2 ignores*
person 4 hi person 3
person 3 i wasn't neglected for once
person 4 fades out of existence due to not existing
person 5 walks in hi people
person 1 2 3 and 4 hi person 5
person 4 fades out of existence

by vanilla8989 January 25, 2022

poll person

Poll Person is a Google Plus legend who has been banned almost 50 times. He finds glitches and gets paid by Google, he is also very sweet and attractive.

Oh my god is that Poll Person?

by Broccoli Mom December 10, 2017

Majority Person

Someone who, in every aspect, conforms to the majority of people in their country. If the majority of people in their country have black hair, so do they. If the majority enjoy rock music, so do they. Basically, odds are you know at least one, unless you live in a statistic-ruining place, like a wacky college or some kind of commune.

Take me, for example. I'm a white male who voted for Obama. I have brown eyes and black hair. I'm of average height and weight, enjoy football, and have a desk job. I live in IL, in the United States. (pretty average state if you ask me). When I get out of college, I want to be a teacher. I even honestly enjoyed Owl City's Fireflies, and before that I liked Kanye, and before that I fell in love with 50 cent. (the majority of rap fans are white) I'm a majority person.

by I probably look like you. January 25, 2010

Asshole personality

An asshole personality is when you make people cry for no reason

An asshole personality is when you ruin something good for someone just because you're jealous

An asshole personality is when you give 0 fucks about anyone else, their feelings, or anyone emotions

An asshole personality is when you are just like a normal asshole but 100 times worse

"You ruined my relationship!" "Why, why did you do that?!?!?"

"Idk because I was bored"
You have such an asshole personality!"

by You dont need to know, Okay? October 15, 2020