What you humorously tell anyone else who happens to be present when you sift through your morning mail. Usually a "grim grins" way of saying that you merely received junk mail.
Saying, "No fines, summonses, or restraining orders" is a more entertaining way of informing others that there's nothing of value/interest in the mail, instead of merely saying, "Garbage... garbage... garbage..." as you systematically flip through one mail-piece after another before finally tossing da entire 0%!$@#!& stack in da recycle-bin.
by QuacksO September 15, 2018
Get the No fines, summonses, or restraining ordersmug. by Adujasty343 July 16, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Who Ordered This Shalashaskahastalavista?!?<.7.9.7.6.>mug. combination of glomp, abstaining, and restraining order. when two people glomp each other so hard that it is for the greater good of the world to force them to stop.
I glomped him so hard he puked all over the floor and someone slipped in it and fractured their skull so the police forced us to get a glompstaining order
by athenaAcetone May 7, 2024
Get the Glompstaining ordermug. A code phrase used by the organization “Predator Poachers Southeast Texas”. It is said to signal to the crew that enough evidence has been gathered against the predator and the police should be called promptly.
by thepiesapples January 4, 2024
Get the order the fried picklesmug. An order of knights who´s purpose it is to root out all the hentai in this world. Their greatest enemy is the hentai emperor who is trying to take of over the world with his hentai legion.
by driplar order March 25, 2022
Get the driplar ordermug. Warning Order: Prior to burying ones cock in a juicy ass, you stick a lubed thumb (often lubed by suckling on it slightly and removing it from your mouth with a satisfying 'pop' sound) in the chocolate factory as a 'warning order" of what's next to come.
Warning order: a military order given to troops so they can begin preparations for a mission prior to receiving a full set of orders.
Warning order: a military order given to troops so they can begin preparations for a mission prior to receiving a full set of orders.
Thank God Arthur gave me a warning order last night! I swear if he didn't, I wouldn't have relaxed and I may have developed anal fissures.
God Dammit Nic, you could at least give me a warning order before slipping your D in my ass! I barely noticed you in there!
My boyfriend never gives me a warning order before he pounds my brownie factory.
God Dammit Nic, you could at least give me a warning order before slipping your D in my ass! I barely noticed you in there!
My boyfriend never gives me a warning order before he pounds my brownie factory.
by Aaidan725 June 13, 2019
Get the Warning Ordermug. While in a relationship you have sexual encounters with another person that is not your significant other.
You can look at the menu; You cant talk about the menu; but you dont order off the menu.
Jimmy: Were you ordering off the menu?
Brandon: Barely i just got some bread.
Jimmy: Were you ordering off the menu?
Brandon: Barely i just got some bread.
by jimbrand beer January 9, 2012
Get the ordering off the menumug.