Donk

something you could say instead of f*ck

*hits ankle on skooter* : ah donk!

by KATEYPERREY November 21, 2021

Re-donk-culuous

A excessively large ass.That when you think of it, its just ridiculous.

man,jennifer lopez's ass is Re-donk-culuous. I would still hit that tho.

by Blame Reality March 14, 2010

Donk

A modified Chevrolet Caprice or Impala that's been given the high-riser treatment. This includes huge wheels (24-inches is the bare minimum), low-profile tires, and plenty of ground clearance.

Dude, yesterday I saw this granny riding a donk! How'd she even get into that thing?

by Ikea 23 February 01, 2023

super donk

A slang for someone that gets credit for your ideas. Fx. if you tell them a joke, they tell it to someone else and gets all the credit.

You stole my idea! you're such a super donk!

by BabyBoi420 September 27, 2020

Donk with the Flapper

To jiggle the handle of the commode to stop the water from running

“The crapper won’t stop running!!!”

“Did you donk with the flapper????”

by Johnny Dicklegs August 31, 2018

Smart Donke

Smart Donke - Like a Smart Ass, but more humorous. Instead of belittling others he makes others life better by being a Ride-or-die friend like Donke in Shrek, but way smarter like Einstein.

I'd much rather be a smart donke than a dumb-donke anyday.

by IQDave August 22, 2024

Joinky donk joinker

A someone is spoinking and feels joinky, who is also a retarded spazmoid.

"Jeff was a joinky donk joinker at the fact that he couldn't solve 1 + 1."

by Fucking Retarded Spazmoid January 11, 2024