Rat Man

A guy with rodent-like features, often a skinny brunette

"I'm attracted to Alex Turner"- Maria Galimberti
"Really? But he's such a rat man"

by HousePlantHomicide April 28, 2022

Door rat

A small mischevious rodent who enjoys getting in your business. Commonly lives under door mats. Main adversary; house cat.

damn, my house is infested with door rats again. i hate when this happens.

by professorjizish March 15, 2017

Zoot Rat

A fucking absolute zoot lovin’ pot rat

“Yo did you see that guy over there?”

“Yeah he was an absolute fucking zoot rat

by ZootRat100 September 23, 2019

Square Rat

An individual that spends more time at their town's square than they do at their own home or at places of greater entertainment value. Often, a square rat will shout insults or jabs at passers by to reinforce their own self esteem. A square rat is not a good person.

Person A: "Man, the other the day, that kid who hangs out at the square all day started calling me a fag!"

Person B: "Yeah, he's just a square rat. Don't worry about him"

by Evergreen Tiger December 1, 2011

shot rat

When a tampon is left in the toilet and swells up to the size of a rat, with the string resembling the tail. The more blood the better to complete the illusion.

Her: I had to rush out of the house to work this morning
Him : I could tell by the shot rat you left for me to flush

by GregNice20/20 January 21, 2015

Rat Pivot

When a professional wrestler sell's to the crowd. But actually is scanning the crowd for the opposite sex

After a giant clothesline from Okada, Karl Anderson spent 30 seconds leaning over the top rope trying to gather himself but was actually doing a Rat Pivot.

by @Badmoneyslim March 25, 2019

Catatonic Rat

An insult that is the combination of calling someone one a rat and cat, which makes a combination of an even more effective insult.

Hilly: Sorry, I ate your lasagne from the fridge this morning
Maya: OMG, YOU'RE SUCH A CATATONIC RAT!!

by darkgrey2000 June 14, 2018