lion king

well raping a lion you grab his cub and use your shit covered dick to make a mark on his forehead

Dude 1 i saw a lion today
dude 2 did you lion king him

dude 1 yes

by nibbabite January 23, 2020

The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe

A book where a bunch of hippies walk around and paint stuff. They eat lunch, and then they find a magical...camel...which they have to eat to stay alive. And that's pretty much it.

The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe is Eric Cartman's favorite book.

by phillyfan85 November 14, 2023

the lion has awoken from his den

When I guy wakes up and has a morning boner

Ah, what a beautiful morning. Oh look, the Lion has awoken from his den.

by TheWiseOldWizard February 16, 2015

Guardian Lions

A typical way to define someone who's really skinny that should definetly eat more.
Rarely used to describe a female

Look at that guy! he looks like a guardian lions!

by ZorgonGolla August 3, 2017

LION

A transman who is polyamorous and gay. Specifically, one which is muscled, of a medium build, has long hair and long beard.

1. Did you know he is a LION?

2. He looks like a LION to me!

by Thelioninquestion June 8, 2025

Jeez, It's a lion

Famous last words of Jubal Arkansaw Dummann. Also where the name of the famous snack "Jeez-Its" come from.

Dummann also coined "Are you nuts?" Which then led to Planters.

F in the chat for Jubal Arkansaw Dummann bro.

"The Jeez, It's a lion" man had the IQ score of a rock but at least I have my Jeez-Its.
The volcano just erupted but at least I have my Jeez-Its.
I'm going to get sued by Kellogg but at least I have my Jeez-Its.
I'm about to be beheaded via guillotine but at least I have my Jeez-Its.
My house was just raided by the FBI but at least I have my Jeez-Its.
I have been sent back in time to the stone age and cavemen are beating me up with clubs but hey at least they aren't taking away my Jeez-Its
My house literally fell apart but at least I still have my Jeez-Its
I have ran out of Jeez-Its.
Now I have no meaning.

Jeez-Its: The Snack That Pays.

by IntergalactalEnergy July 20, 2023

Walmart Lion

Toothless, overweight trailer park denizens who have found some small semblance of life purpose through an artificial affinity to the Detroit Lions football team. Primarily high school dropouts and meth addicts, these miscreants come clad in bright blue and silver-colored costumes meant to advertise their allegiance to a team they've never paid to see. Fond of denigrating other NFC North teams for supposed inferior concessions, the Walmart Lion is a rare example of the undereducated aping the customs of the snobbish "elite."

Yeah, he hates the Bears, but don't worry, he's just a burger-flipping Walmart Lion with a GED from Costco.

by MSU Zach R October 15, 2023