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Lion Tamer

Lion Tamer is a game played by two people more often by heterosexual couples but not exclusively. It does not require a chair or a whip or a lion for that matter.
The correct way to engage the game is to ask your partner if they would like to play Lion Tamer.
If they agree simply start the game.

If they don't know how to play or question the name of the game ("Lion Tamer?" "What's that?")

You simply say "You get on your hands and knees and I put my head in your mouth"

The wholesome version of this game is nigh impossible but the dirty version is simple and can lead to hours of fun.
by Lex Luthor 801 October 10, 2022
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The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe

A book where a bunch of hippies walk around and paint stuff. They eat lunch, and then they find a magical...camel...which they have to eat to stay alive. And that's pretty much it.
The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe is Eric Cartman's favorite book.
by phillyfan85 November 14, 2023
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Having lions

Did you just see that pig fly?”
“Mate I’m having lions over here.”
by Dackers July 17, 2019
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sundyed lion

oral pleasure in which you grab the persons hair and ejaculate into their mouths till it spews out the sides and gets in their hair
bro, i made Jessie look like a sundyed lion last night, she cant wash it out her hair
by candre04 November 2, 2017
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Mountain Lion

An attractively seductive older Man who prefers younger woman. He’s the Man who doesn’t lose the swagger and multiple divorce papers as he ages, much past His deflated dusty prime. He’ll steal your girl like Hugh Jackman and pass her on to Johnny fucking Sins. He’s the silver fox, the Ron Swanson of men, the Matthew Mcconaughey of Boy’s . He has that Letter Kenney/Red Green tongue the will chirp harder than four girls and two Milf’ s currently in his bed. He’s got money like Jordan Belford, and can last longer than Viagra mixed with 5 Hour energy. And Godammit he’s a veteran.
Did you hear about the new history teacher?

He’s such a Mountain Lion
by Dr. Benjamin, Dufuk Dover October 13, 2020
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She-lion

A she-lion is a ferocious creature they resort to the lowest jobs to get money and travel in packs which are called prides. There are typically seasons which she-lions an be targeted for their strange grey aspect in bed.
She is a she-lion in the night and a vixen in the day.
by DzNutzGoteem November 6, 2015
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Lion

A puma with a hairy necklace on the outside of its face.
Mum, is that a lion? No, Panthera, that's just a puma with a hairy necklace on the outside of its face.
by SillySalleh December 18, 2021
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