Mask muffin

The occurrence of either a man or woman wearing a protective face mask that emphasizes the multiple fat rolls in that persons face, chin, or neck.
That woman’s mask muffin is a clear sign she needs to hit the gym.
by SirDunnsalot January 01, 2021
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muffin wax

your a muffin wax
by Super sucked September 27, 2020
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dolt muffin

a polite way of saying huge idiot
Hey stop being a dolt muffin, you're going to get your self banned
by Rett_Paper May 29, 2017
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rat muffin

Someone who strongly bothers others. A rat muffin is usually very obese and is always in someone else's face.
Oh that rat muffin is so annoying!
by Jess1234572947292 July 01, 2015
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Ass Muffin

The smell that exists when a bunch of teenage boys sleep and eat in the same room for over 24 hours without showering. If you experience the ass muffin smell you are advised to internally combust, because your life is over.
zomg that hax! He UnleasHED a nasty ass muffin smell!
by Greg J.B March 21, 2007
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Douche Muffin

a child that has surpassed the classification of brat and gone in to the realm of douche.

A smaller version of a douche bag
Johnny was being a little douche muffin on the playground today and wouldn't listen to his nanny.
by Geekslady February 14, 2011
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Muffin chops

The hair growing down the inner thighs from a woman's pubic area, due to lack of grooming. A twist on a style of particularly bushy side burns called "mutton chops".
Before I wear my swimsuit, I need to shave off my Muffin chops.
by Duderonomus Rex August 13, 2009
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