Midwest Mojito

Any drink that gets tainted with grass clippings while mowing and you continue to drink it. (Just like a mojito, replaces the mint with grass)

Wind picked up and filled Earl's Busch Light full of grass clippings but its not stopping him from drinking it. He calls that the midwest mojito.

by ajm3 June 6, 2025

Novopacké Mojito

An act when lemon scented oil and mint scented oil are mixed and used as lubricant for anal sex.

Her anal was too dry to get fucked, Soo I made her Novopacké Mojito.

by Mr. Freakl October 22, 2025

the blueberry mojito

The flavor a stripper encounters when she sucks on your finger simulating the blow job you may or may not receive after you have spent the last several hours or so finger-banging four or five other strippers in the honey hole and perhaps even the back door.

Stripper 1: I was trying to entice this bad ass dude into the VIP room with the sure-fire finger sucking routine when I encountered a very strange taste in my mouth....

Stripper 2: Girl, you done tasted the blueberry mojito!

by batmanhere December 16, 2011

Talk to mooki

A phrase meaning smoke some weed.

They have me coming in work for 8 hours today. Im gonna talk to mooki real quick.

by FineCreation July 9, 2021

okey-doke mojito

in squid games episode 6 when Sae-byeok and Lee Yoo-Mi talk about mojitos you say this to forget about the grief

jhon: remember that episode of squid games with the marbles
ronald: yea that was funny i said okey-doke mojito

by its me your boi Xxshitonthefor August 31, 2022

Is that mookie

Basically means “is that who I think it is”. Referring to a person you would sorta be shocked to see or not expect to see them at a certain place or show

Tracy is scrolling on insta and sees Jessica posted her man with the caption “no face no case” but the tattoo on the dudes arm looks exactly like Jackson’s (tracys bf) . Tracy then says “is that mookie?” Referring to her bf as mookie bc he’s out of place and somewhere he’s no expected to be

by Datmaster April 10, 2023

my calves are mooing

When your calf muscles are sore, tired, in pain, etc. Similar to “my dogs are barking” (when your feet are sore, tired, in pain, etc.)

Leg day was killer, my calves are mooing!

by Kaknkt March 10, 2025