Golden Minge

Slapping golden syrup on a womans vagina

Jack comes home one night to find that his girlfriend is in bed with another man. He then got very angry and punched the man on the face knocking him out. To punish his girlfriend he got the can of golden syrup from the cupboard and plastered her vagina with it. He then shouted "GOLDEN MINGE, EWWWW ITS ALL STICKY!" And she could never eat flapjacks again.

by clasicatra April 22, 2009

Minge Mange

Infected cunt mostly found in Essex

Don't go near her, she's got the minge mange.
I saw your mum down the clinic she's got the minge mange.

by Herman Hebridees March 26, 2008

Ming Hawk

Minging skank hawk , spunk bucket , gantter

Yer maw on a gid day

by Sandaltron May 17, 2003

Minge Gut

When your stomach is so slack that it joins up with your minge. This is usually seem in the obese, after child birth and in the majority of women over 45.

Look at the minge gut on that!

Can you see my minge gut in this?

by Sarah July 9, 2004

Minge-face

Harry White

Harry is a minge-face

by B-bong and stoned-steadily October 23, 2003

Suave Minge

Expression evoking smooth operation, smooth talking, and generally smooth behaviour. An individual considered a "suave minge" can proclaim themselves a "smooth operator". The "minge" suffix is used as an extension of the term, resulting in such an individual as ranking higher in terms of suaveness than somebody who is merely "suave". Can also be used to refer to ideas and concepts that are classed as suaver than suave.

"I'm off to get a pizza, get myself a mighty meaty extra large!"

"Man, that is so suave minge!"

by Travvo April 22, 2009

bits are minging

Sweaty or itchy testicles. (Originates from Ireland.)

After dancing all night at the club my bits are minging.

by Gary1234 January 2, 2009