Jack comes home one night to find that his girlfriend is in bed with another man. He then got very angry and punched the man on the face knocking him out. To punish his girlfriend he got the can of golden syrup from the cupboard and plastered her vagina with it. He then shouted "GOLDEN MINGE, EWWWW ITS ALL STICKY!" And she could never eat flapjacks again.
by clasicatra April 22, 2009
Don't go near her, she's got the minge mange.
I saw your mum down the clinic she's got the minge mange.
I saw your mum down the clinic she's got the minge mange.
by Herman Hebridees March 26, 2008
by Sandaltron May 17, 2003
When your stomach is so slack that it joins up with your minge. This is usually seem in the obese, after child birth and in the majority of women over 45.
by Sarah July 09, 2004
by Gary1234 August 22, 2007
Expression evoking smooth operation, smooth talking, and generally smooth behaviour. An individual considered a "suave minge" can proclaim themselves a "smooth operator". The "minge" suffix is used as an extension of the term, resulting in such an individual as ranking higher in terms of suaveness than somebody who is merely "suave". Can also be used to refer to ideas and concepts that are classed as suaver than suave.
by Travvo April 22, 2009