Maya Barlow

a fuggo who no one likes and no one wants to be near, usually blonde and pale, or black, no in between. if you meet a maya barlow.. run. usually a cow who eats fresh cock for breakfast.
Hey look it's Maya Barlow, lets leave.
by Jjkjvtyv June 11, 2023
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Maya

Mayas, are statistically closeted homosexuals. They tend to initially be not super out-going at the first, but still fun to be around, but once a Maya gets comfortable they tend to show their true colours, if you know what I mean. Mayas tend to be nice and caring people, but have what is basically movie standards in men, as well as poor music taste. They have a high likely hood, to be bedding your mother, and MOST Mayas will actively brag about their night to you in their face. Also, they are very easily addicted to vaping as well as alcohol. Most people can easily see them being abusive mothers in the future, that are constantly drunk. They will also go full hunter mode on you if you withdraw their vape away from them. If you ever have a Maya in your life, for your own safety as well as your families, remove them from your life immediately.
Maya: Have you seen my vape?
Person: No.. (obviously lying to her)
Maya: You're lying, run for your life.
Person: (in danger)

Person 1: Have you seen that Maya girl?
Person 2: Yeah why?
Person 1: Well I heard she was bedding your mother the previous night..
Person 2: Oh shit.
by 7x47 June 19, 2024
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Maya

Maya's are really nice and outgoing at first so its easy to catch feelings, but when you start talking and end up dating she uses you for all of your money and resources. Don't trust Maya's in relationships, stay as friends and don't go any further.
This girl is really toxic, She's definitely a Maya
by dashaandtommydummy November 29, 2019
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Maya

"bro I just met a girl and she is such a Maya"
by The Evil Building December 7, 2021
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Maya

Maya is piece of a shit.
She is a walking hell.
person #1: Yo, this girl looks like a Maya
by realplayer5256663 November 21, 2021
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Maya

Should link Greg
Maya and Greg should fuck ong
by Lmaosus123 January 3, 2022
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Maya

Maya is the most amazing girl. She'll always stick by you, and always keep your secrets, for which her friends are very grateful. Her music taste is absolute perfection, she's and a great singer too. She is so cool, everything about her shines in every way.
person 1: who's that??
person 2: Oh, that's Maya, the BEST girl.
by prettypitypartier February 25, 2022
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