A Crusty Maria is a sexual act in which a man, firstly eats out an old vagina with a yeast infection and then kisses the girl thus transferring the 'crust'. Then the girl will give the man a blowjob, giving him that crust.
by Hjmenne May 31, 2014
Get the Crusty Maria mug.by Foob16 January 16, 2014
Get the Maria-Clare mug.Maria Flair is a womens competitor signed to WWE 2K where she is a multi-time womens champion. She has since landed multiple records mostly marking her longest reign in both Smackdown and Raw women championships. She has since become the first person inducted in 2k’s hall of fame male or female.
Accomplishments:
Only woman to score 300+ days as champion.
Only woman to remain with 2k from its start to present.
First Smackdown live Womens Champion
First woman to hold both Raw and Smackdown Womens championships.
First triple crown with all three belts.
The Queen
Headlined 3 manias involving rival Vogue
-Married ❤️
Accomplishments:
Only woman to score 300+ days as champion.
Only woman to remain with 2k from its start to present.
First Smackdown live Womens Champion
First woman to hold both Raw and Smackdown Womens championships.
First triple crown with all three belts.
The Queen
Headlined 3 manias involving rival Vogue
-Married ❤️
Did you hear? Maria Flair won her seventh womens championship!
Maria Flair is one of the best women signed to WWE 2K, being the main reason the division has beefed up.
Maria Flair is one of the best women signed to WWE 2K, being the main reason the division has beefed up.
by Maria Flair May 29, 2019
Get the Maria Flair mug.Maria Flair is a womens competitor signed to WWE 2K where she is a multi-time womens champion. She has since landed multiple records mostly marking her longest reign in both Smackdown and Raw women championships. She has since become the first person inducted in 2k’s hall of fame male or female.
Accomplishments:
Only woman to score 300+ days as champion.
Only woman to remain with 2k from its start to present.
First Smackdown live Womens Champion
First woman to hold both Raw and Smackdown Womens championships.
First triple crown with all three belts.
The Queen
Headlined 3 manias involving rival Vogue
-Married ❤️
Accomplishments:
Only woman to score 300+ days as champion.
Only woman to remain with 2k from its start to present.
First Smackdown live Womens Champion
First woman to hold both Raw and Smackdown Womens championships.
First triple crown with all three belts.
The Queen
Headlined 3 manias involving rival Vogue
-Married ❤️
Did you hear? Maria Flair won her seventh womens championship!
Maria Flair is one of the best women signed to WWE 2K, being the main reason the division has beefed up.
Maria Flair is one of the best women signed to WWE 2K, being the main reason the division has beefed up.
by Maria Flair May 29, 2019
Get the Maria Flair mug.She is like the best girl on earth! She makes a very good sister, has a lot of humor, and is a great girl... Boys adore her secretly but they don't say so. Never let her go!! Maybe she gets moody but that is a sign to leave her alone.. she'll come sprinting back to you! She is romantic and is the kindest person on earth! (Boys fight over her behind her back ;))
by klemie_chick February 16, 2022
Get the Maria Emma mug.When you haven't experienced sex with girls but you really want to experience it so that's why you'll masturbate and imagine it is a girl named Maria
F1: Hey dude, I'm not virgin anymore
F2: What? With who
F1: Maria Palms
F2: Oh fuck you, i's you fucking hands again
F2: What? With who
F1: Maria Palms
F2: Oh fuck you, i's you fucking hands again
by MaNiggaYouJustGotRoasted May 16, 2016
Get the Maria Palms mug.Have a pretty face and at the same time has a good heart. Sometimes she's mean but kind all the time. She gives love wholeheartedly to her love ones. She can be your bestfriend, sister, bro or whatever you needed. She'll give anything you want even though she's in pain.
by Maroa Elouisa November 24, 2021
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