jungle dick

Much larger than average penis attached to a black man. Might be their most important calling card. However, they cannot put it on their resume or, should I say, job application. They tend to be proud of it and use it for recreational purposes, though unwanted offspring who may never know them is often a by-product of this use.
"I swear. When you're at the gym, at least the white guys, and especially the Asians, wrap a towel around their waists when going from their lockers to the showers. But the black guys throw their towels over their shoulders. That way, their jungle dicks are on display."
by highlyopinionated May 20, 2013
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Hobo Jungle

A very hairy pubic/ass region on a male or female. Usually rife with sweat and ensuing smells.
That broad was hot but she had a serious Hobo Jungle going on. Or , "I need a shower. My Hobo Jungle is reaching Rainforest proportions"
by lamachine June 29, 2011
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Jungle-kick

"Well, I never even liked you! Hows that for a jungle-kick?!"
by Laurel-the-laurel April 14, 2006
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Jungle Bretheren

One who you have the highest regards for and respect deeply. You are willing to almost anything for them as if to go out into the jungle with them whether it be a party, bar, fight or battle. You are willing to go out to show your greatness at all times when with your Jungle Bretheren.
My Jungle Bretheren, we stand here today to fight for the freedoms, which we feel must be attained.

We will conduct our actions as Jungle Bretheren as we approach the lovely young ladies that will roam our halls this Saturday.
by LIVETHEDREAM November 12, 2009
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Jungle Mexican

A not so nice term for the Mexicans from regions like Oaxaca, usually very short. Can also refer to Guatamalans, who are not Mexican at all but often resemble Mexicans from bordering areas.
There's a lot of Jungle Mexicans in my hometown.
by Johnny Kanaka November 26, 2016
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Jungle Head

A fucked up negro hair do or weave.
by lil'blue gum October 15, 2008
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Welcome to the jungle

An invitation to groom or admire one's pubic hair. Originally from a Guns 'N Roses song, however, Mountain Pointe High School turned the phrase into a travesty. It is now the butt of all jokes among students in the yearbook class. Not really. It actually has everything to do with anal sex, ever.
Welcome to the jungle, Mountain Pointe High School! Please proceed to admire my pubic hair and/or have anal sex with me.

PS - Urbandictioary is the most reliable source EVER.
by Not Covey January 30, 2008
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