son of a hooker 

A phrase you yell in class when you have no idea what the teacher is talking about, and you have no idea what the hell is on the board. It's softer that son of a bitch, yet very effective. The teacher will automatically catch that you have no clue and stop to help you.

Teacher: 3xy + dy/dx 75497h54utrw98yht4itr;ogeo;iugfe vdkuvdsogusvou

Student: *???* SON OF A HOOKER!

Teacher: Oh gee, I'm sorry, let me help you understand this bull crap I've got here on the board!

Student: Thank you!

son of a hooker by vdb2725 February 19, 2011

laughing like a hooker on a carrot truck 

A common South Africa saying that describes a person who is laughing uncontrollably.

Blair told Ryan the definition of a dirty felcher and started laughing like a hooker on a carrot truck.

laughing like a hooker on a carrot truck by jdddog December 5, 2011

dirt road hooker

A girl who wears scrubby clothes, and doesn't take care of herself, but manages to sleep with many guys.

Bob: "Who shows up to a party with no shoes, booty shorts, a scrubby tank top, and nappy ass hair?"

Rob: "A dirt road hooker"

Bob: "Ah, true"

dirt road hooker by boomboombaby23 January 15, 2013

Pro bono hooker 

Slut, whore

This online dating makes me feel like a pro bono hooker.

Pro bono hooker by Amishcomedian January 16, 2014

lesbian hooker 

when a lesbian picks up gurls to screw

Shut up! You lesbian hooker

lesbian hooker by Joyce February 1, 2005

Dead Hooker 

Well duh, simply a hooker who is dead.

Woah whats that smell, you guys I think there's a dead hooker under the bed.

Dead Hooker by bubbz September 16, 2005

Brooklyn Hooker 

A tranny hot dog cart vendor that prefers to use their hot dog water as lube for sexual encounters. Will charge extra for DP with a Polish Sausage.

I was so wasted last night coming out of the club, I hit up a Brooklyn Hooker for a hot dog water hand job, the mustard and relish were free.

Brooklyn Hooker by TXRoquette July 7, 2014