Hairy Wash Burn

A burn so big caused from having sex with a wet hairy man...i.e. robin williams.

Girl 1: Got the fatest hairy wash burn ever from my boyfriend

Girl 2 : You go out with Robin Williams?

by Taylor Tee May 24, 2009

hairy falls

When someone cums all over the face of a bearded man's face and therefore creating a "waterfall" of semen down his beard.

Jason got sucked off for awhile and then came all over Santa Claus's face. The cum that leaked down sure made for a hairy falls.

by Janicebuttknuckle March 27, 2010

hairyfish

a ballsack looking fish covered in peubic hair

whoa! look at that hairyfish!

by nurgleflurgle May 26, 2010

hairy jaffa

Having excess hair around the vaginal area. Only applicable to females.
Otherwise known as an UN-shaven haven.

"god, she's got a bit of a hairy jaffa"

by sour bras October 4, 2012

hairy num num

A penis that has been completely covered in pubic hair. The penis is so covered that it looks like a jungle has sprouted from the genital skin.

My boyfriend has such a hairy num num.

by Bigbilly October 14, 2013

hairy sandy

When you eat a girl out and it's so hairy you get some stuck in your teeth

I gave my girlfriend a hairy sandy and I had hair in my mouth for a week

by Mah niqqa April 10, 2014

Hairy David

When somebody shaves their pubes and glues them to another persons upper lip.

Using feline feasies to glue the pubes to the persons upper lip.

"I fell asleep and I woke up and Todd had given me a hairy David ".

by T-rent October 10, 2014