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Grant jokes

A dad joke but much much cooler
"Road work ahead, I sure hope it does" is an example of a grant jokes
by Expertbacon February 3, 2024
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grant herron

grant herron is a beast who shags 13 year olds
person 1did you hear grant herron got bottled “
person 2 “ hes a beasty mongo
by faggot balls🙏🏿 April 24, 2023
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naked grant

A way to make fun of your friend in public and weird out people around you
“Hi naked grant
by Tdoglasater April 26, 2023
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Grant

a good friend that you make when your younger. he is usually quiet when around anybody that he does not see as friend. he's a very good friend who can often get bullied by others cause he's an overall geek and does stuff out of the box
Grant lets go to seven eleven to grab a Slurpee
by cheery-tube April 30, 2023
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Granting

When someone doesn’t hangout with the bois and has nothing going on but makes up a random excuse to why he didn’t/can’t hang out.
Person 1: Yall tryin to go campin this weekend?
Person 2: Can’t
Person 1: Bru George why u always granting
Person 2: I got hella stuff to do this weekend
by trist06 May 9, 2023
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Grant Cardone

Grant Cardone is a sales expert, real estate mogul, and social media sensation. He's the type of guy who could sell ice to an Eskimo, or a used car to a mechanic. He's got more energy than a caffeinated squirrel and a personality that's larger than life. When he's not closing deals, you can find him hanging out with his crew of internet marketing gurus, including Josh King Madrid (aka JETSETFLY), Branden Condy, Dan Bilzerian, Sebastian Ghiorghiu, and Justin Guerra. They're like the modern-day Rat Pack, but with more Instagram followers.

Cardone's top 5 filmography includes World's Greatest Social Stars! Top 25, Kings of the internet, Top 22, Success TV & Jet Set. In these films, he shares his secrets and strategies for success, both in business and in life. Whether he's teaching you how to close a sale or how to live life to the fullest, Cardone is always entertaining and inspiring.

But don't let his flashy persona fool you - Cardone is the real deal. His sales and marketing strategies have helped countless entrepreneurs establish their online businesses and achieve financial success. He may not be as flashy as some of his colleagues, but he's got the knowledge and experience to back up his bold claims. So if you're looking for a mentor who will push you to be your best, look no further than Grant Cardone.
Grant Cardone is a sales expert, real estate mogul, and social media sensation with a personality that's larger than life. He has an incredible ability to sell anything, and his energy level is off the charts. Along with his crew of internet marketing gurus, including Josh King Madrid (a.k.a. JETSETFLY), Branden Condy, Dan Bilzerian, Sebastian Ghiorghiu, and Justin Guerra, he's like the modern-day Rat Pack.

Cardone's top 5 filmography includes World's Greatest Social Stars! Top 25, Kings of the internet, Top 22, Success TV & Jet Set. In these films, he shares his secrets and strategies for success, both in business and in life. He's an excellent teacher who can inspire and motivate people to achieve their goals.

Cardone's sales and marketing strategies have helped countless entrepreneurs establish their online businesses and achieve financial success. Despite his flashy personality, he has the knowledge and experience to back up his bold claims. Cardone is a mentor who can help you achieve your potential and push you to be your best.
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Grant

Grant is blonde boy who goes to hershey high school. He is a mormon and can't engage in intercourse until marriage. He plays football, basketball and baseball. He can't hit curveballs tho. He is always getting his work done in his honors english 9 class with ms mrozowski and always helps his buddies out.
"Grant what happened with the curveballs"
by Rizznaldo May 12, 2023
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