douche stick

The name for electronic cigarettes and/or vape smoking devices. Mainly named this because people who smoke them are total douche bags.

Dude, don't smoke that douche stick around me.

Haha, check that clown out rockin' the Ed Hardy and hitting the douche stick!

by TheRealReal March 14, 2014

douche vibes

when you see a guy and you've never actually met him but you get the strong sense that he is a complete douche bag.

Kevin Federline, radiates major douche vibes, need I provide further examples?

by Mercedes Bends March 17, 2008

douche shtick

One who makes a routine out of being a douche. Likewise, one who dedicates their life, talents, and interests to all things douche.

Your life is one great big douche shtick

by Erin E. May 2, 2008

douche moment

when a 'friend' displays immaturity through a pay-out or put down, usually a completely random insult to achieve sadistic pleasure such as facebook 'likes'. only a real douche bag of a guy would randomly pay-out another. this cannot be titled to a true friend, as no true friend would do it. several things can happen before a douche moment; his mum could be selling herself, his girlfriend on pms, feeling unloved or sad with being a failure.

Alex: "hey i heard Daniel's being a real ass to Sam"
Joe: "yeah did you see what Daniel wrote on his wall?"
Alex: "yeah that was a real douche moment"

by imagit July 3, 2012

Monkey Douche

When a women is crouching/squatting in the tub naked facing the faucet with it running. She then repeadetly catches water in her hands and hand over hand begins tossing it into her vagina in hopes to extract male sperm (cum) out of her. The motion similar to that of a monkey throwing there feces hand over hand over there shoulders. (Yet in the situations one hand at a time and into there vagina)

Male: Hey hunny I hear the shower running. Coming in to join you. hehehe

Female: (not responding/did not hear)

Male: (sneaks in and sees her in tub) Um hey...

Female: GET OUT OF HERE!!

Male: Did I just catch you doing a Monkey Douche

by Skillet Sensation July 9, 2010

Uncle Douche

The one person in the family who always lets you down and is generally an AHole.

Me: Hey thanks for the golf ball for Christmas.

Uncle Douche: I didn't know what to buy you ill get you back

Me: alright( sounds reasonable)

Situation: 6 months later nothing...3 years later nothing...at his funeral gave him back his golf ball.

by doug longz March 25, 2011

Douche-Titan

Douche-Titan: An individual, male or female that exudes above average douche-bag qualities.

Person A – Did you hear about that guy that pooped in B’s litter box after her Halloween party?

Person B - Yeah, what a douche-titan!

by Shantytown January 28, 2010