One who makes a routine out of being a douche. Likewise, one who dedicates their life, talents, and interests to all things douche.
by Erin E. May 2, 2008
Get the douche shtickmug. by --Jonathan H. November 19, 2007
Get the douche parademug. Similar to the concept of drunk dialing, douche dialing is the act of receiving an annoying and unwanted phone call or text message from a complete douche or douche bag. Similar to drunk dialing, douche dialing often involves irritating and repeated phone calls from ex-boyfriends or overly pompous guys trying to score dates with unreceptive girls. However, unlike drunk dialing, douche dialing does not necessarily have to take place late at night. Douche bags can dial phones at any hour.
Last night, I got douche dialed by that complete douchebag, Dan. This is the third time this week he's douche dialed me. Can't he get the picture that I'm not going to go out with him?
by ceili p May 5, 2009
Get the douche dialmug. Me: Hey thanks for the golf ball for Christmas.
Uncle Douche: I didn't know what to buy you ill get you back
Me: alright( sounds reasonable)
Situation: 6 months later nothing...3 years later nothing...at his funeral gave him back his golf ball.
Uncle Douche: I didn't know what to buy you ill get you back
Me: alright( sounds reasonable)
Situation: 6 months later nothing...3 years later nothing...at his funeral gave him back his golf ball.
by doug longz March 25, 2011
Get the Uncle Douchemug. when a 'friend' displays immaturity through a pay-out or put down, usually a completely random insult to achieve sadistic pleasure such as facebook 'likes'. only a real douche bag of a guy would randomly pay-out another. this cannot be titled to a true friend, as no true friend would do it. several things can happen before a douche moment; his mum could be selling herself, his girlfriend on pms, feeling unloved or sad with being a failure.
Alex: "hey i heard Daniel's being a real ass to Sam"
Joe: "yeah did you see what Daniel wrote on his wall?"
Alex: "yeah that was a real douche moment"
Joe: "yeah did you see what Daniel wrote on his wall?"
Alex: "yeah that was a real douche moment"
by imagit July 3, 2012
Get the douche momentmug. There was a douche-bag in a hummer that cut me off the other day. His douche bubbles waved at me from the back seat.
by Z3NM0NK August 24, 2009
Get the douche bubblemug. when you see a guy and you've never actually met him but you get the strong sense that he is a complete douche bag.
by Mercedes Bends March 17, 2008
Get the douche vibesmug.