When a person attempts to make a "cannon ball" jump off a pier or diving board into a body of water while taking a dump at the same time.
Daniel Tosh showed a cannon ball dookie on Tosh.O last week and it was the funniest thing i've ever seen
by 61920 August 12, 2011
by tonythetiger22 April 08, 2009
When you are shopping at a grocery store and witness as an old man shakes a small turd from his pant leg.
Last night in the produce department of Wal Mart I saw a geezer shake a small turd from his pant leg. I guess he shit himself and it rolled right down his leg on onto the tile floor. Geezer was a Dookie Ninja!
by Last_Boy_Scout August 09, 2011
When you scoot around on the floor while releasing fecal matter leaving a long brown line on the floor.
Personhood wants to boot scoot dookie at John's house later"
Person 2"me"
Person 3" I would love to"
Person 2"me"
Person 3" I would love to"
by Milfbanger420 May 02, 2022
A cigarette that is laced at the tip of the cigarette with cocaine. And when lit and inhaled hold as long as you can before exhaling.
by LaTroy Clark January 01, 2020
by Clover’snotmynameyeye May 28, 2019