Dakota is that guy that no one really gets to know. They hear one bad thing about him, and you miss out on such an opportunity. If you don't listen to all the haters, you get to know a pretty funny guy. He's quick with his jokes, which are funny 9/10 times. He's funny AND he's also super kind. If he says something negative, as a joke of course, he will clear the air. Most of the time you can find him playing basketball (even with a concussion) or listening to music in the back of the class. Speaking of class, this guy is super into his education. He's involved in every class discussion and is never afraid to ask a question. He enjoys being involved in school, group hang outs, picking on his sister, and getting concussions.
Person 1: who’s that guy everyone keeps talking trash about?
Person 2: oh, that’s Dakota. I don’t know why everyone talks trash though; he’s the funniest guy I know!
Person 1: Is Dakota playing basketball with a concussion?
Person 2: Of course he is, it’s Dakota
Person 2: oh, that’s Dakota. I don’t know why everyone talks trash though; he’s the funniest guy I know!
Person 1: Is Dakota playing basketball with a concussion?
Person 2: Of course he is, it’s Dakota
by Bar of soap March 21, 2024
dakota is a word used in the north east of england to describe a penis that is thicker than it is wider it is also known to others as a chode.
person: look at that dakota
by usemywordz May 22, 2023
A short guy with lots of qualities, however, his shortness outweighs his qualities. A shy little guy who is always friend zoned.
Person 1: “Wow he’s totally a Dakota..”
Person 2: “he’s.. super short, like.. more than us.”
Person 1: “If only he was 6’2.”
Person 2: “he’s.. super short, like.. more than us.”
Person 1: “If only he was 6’2.”
by MachineW0rks May 30, 2023
A very Hoooot guy who is into anime and likes porn in their spare time. They also like to play video games.
Bro is that Dakota.
by WatrmelonGamer January 27, 2020
A guy who always wants a blowjob from his girlfriend while her dad is in the other room watching football
by limpdick69 January 10, 2022
Dakota is a fat but skinny at the same time type of person. He usally is tall and dies laughing when he sees a little monkey throwing up gang signs. He usally gets no playing time for the jv basbeall team and gets friendzoned by every girl
by Jim the baptist March 09, 2020
Dakota is the bestest friend you could ask for. she always checks up on you, makes nside jokes. shes a keeper. make sure that you do the same for her. she is sweet, intellegent, and smart.
person 1- is that dakota?
person2- yep! shes my bestfriend.
person 1- WOW! i heard about dakotas. do you think i can be her friend too?
person 2- ask her. im pretty sure she will say yes. she is very sweet,
person2- yep! shes my bestfriend.
person 1- WOW! i heard about dakotas. do you think i can be her friend too?
person 2- ask her. im pretty sure she will say yes. she is very sweet,
by unknownshhh November 11, 2021