coon beats

coon beats are any music by a nigger that doesnt make any sense.
by Longcock733 December 21, 2009
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coon-a-gay

"omg check that big coon-a-gay over there"
by billybob46 October 11, 2008
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coons age

American.Deep South

An unknown but substantial period of time, derived from slavery as to the unknown birth dates of slaves.
Jud: "I haven't had steak taste that good for a coons age
by delzdreth May 7, 2009
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coon-ass

A swamp-living redneck - particular to Louisiana. Often used in reference to poor drivers.
"That coon-ass is driving 40 miles an hour in the left-hand lane, and i've got to get to work!"
by powerfulpuffin September 10, 2013
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coon boon

Gregor licked out Chris's coon boon while Tom sat in the background wanking Matt's chode!
by Gregor Reed October 3, 2006
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coon wagon

the wagon by which early English settlers used to transport Australian Aboriginies to missions in the late 1800's.
Person 1. What's that?
Person 2. That is a coon wagon
by TomWard September 29, 2010
mugGet the coon wagonmug.

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