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.conned

When you acidentally type in ".con" instead of ".com" and it completely screws over your search history. It can sometimes be seen in the Google auto-finish menu.
Jack: Crap, I typed in .con instead of .com my search history is screwed
Jack's Fren: Won't that stay in your search history, you got .conned
Jack's Other Fren: Yeah apparently one of the most seen in Google's autocomplete for a "Quizlet.con"
Jack's Mom: (on another computer): WHY IS THERE PORNHUB.CON ON THE SEARCH HISTORY!
(Jack promptly recieved an ass whooping and never made the same mistake again...)
by Kap'n Krunch October 19, 2017
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CON ballinasloe

Loves taking tablets as much as young girls and partying hard
Omg he’s just like CON ballinasloe
by Bsloe April 4, 2024
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con qui fail d'aplomb

(acronym cqfd, but rarely used) : an offensive Quebec French phrase, which translated to English literally means an oafish, boorish, clumsy person who spectacularly fails at everything they do
(scene from Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets):

diary-released Tom Riddle : Harry, let me take you back in time, and show you who really opened The Chamber of Secrets the first time around.

Harry : who was he?

Tom Riddle: i am sure you would recognize him as Hagrid.

Harry: are you serious?Hagrid? But please don't qualify him as a con qui fail d'aplomb
by Sexydimma December 7, 2016
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E-Con

Short for "Enemy Controller", a good card in the video game "Yu-Gi-Oh Duel Links" that can steal your opponent's monsters.
Gunsblazing: E-Con take! Attack for game!
by TheOGTomato March 24, 2021
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tengo con que quererte

Means you have something to fight them with.
Te voy a matar

Vente aquí tengo con que quererte
by ELReezyBelico May 24, 2022
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caca con carne

Taking a firey sweaty massive poop after eating chili con carne.
Person1: hey mate gotta take a crap
Person 2: didnt you just eat chili con carne?
Person 1: yeah i did!
Person 2: quick go do your caca con carne before you do chili con carne con pants!
by poowacko May 23, 2016
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oắt con

people who are not as smart as the speaker
ui dời ơi dễ vãi lồn địt mẹ mày mấy thằng oắt con này địt mẹ mày tuổi lồn
by havexse April 9, 2020
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