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My chemical romance

A whole lot of gay.
"hey Larry! What is my chemical romance?"

"a whole lot of gay Jack."
by Emoskeletongloves October 28, 2020
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Happy Chemical

Kyle: please produce the happy chemical
Brain: no fuck you here's that cringy thing you did 10 years ago
Kyle; oh god not again
Brain: ahahahaha
Kyle: please someone save me from this
by reeeeeojo April 19, 2021
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chemical reaction

True art is an explosion!
teacher: It’s a chemical reaction
True art is a large destructive chemical reaction!!!!
by 147852369/*-+.0 September 16, 2025
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My Chemical Epicness

A series of youtube videos done by two epic spaztic fails.
The videos themselves contain a variety of random skits, scenes, songs, and fails. For some reason, the videos are always shot at night between 10:30p.m.-6:30a.m.

The 'fails' that make the videos are main host Gabby, and the techie co-host Danie.
Guy1: Did you see My Chemical Epicness 2?

Guy2: Nahh, not yet.

Guy1: Dude, it was hilarious! They danced to a RHPS song, and Gabby thought Danie died and then... (etc)
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Chemical anus

The taste in your mouth when eating citrus immediately after drinking milk.
GD man, my mouth tastes like chemical anus.
by LBJPebs February 24, 2025
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chemical compromise

A person who doesn't give up chemicals completely.
I only paint my pinky finger nail to limit my chemical exposure to my body.

In choosing to only paint one finger (pinky) on each hand, I have made a chemical compromise.
by MadonnaKoryn November 18, 2010
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chemical whorefare

Perfume, aftershave, pheromone-colognes., etc, dat "loose" humans use to hopefully "fight a better battle" in their quest for succulent sweetmeat. And yes, sometimes this practice can indeed allow you to "score" more readily, but da problem is dat you may then rely too heavily on da essential oils to maintain a gal's interest, without expending enough time/effort to actually charm her personally, i.e., to demonstrate to her how truly likeable you are on da inside. And so as a result, even though you may indeed initially "win da battle" by enticing a cutie-chick into your bed with da wonderful sensual aromas dat you'd slathered on yourself, you may still stand a good chance of "losing da war" --- after da gal's heady essential-oils high wears off, she may just slump glumly on da edge of your bed for a while to think things over, and then --- still unaware of your good/redeeming qualities because you have simply not yet given her a proper chance to truly get to know you --- just quietly slip out your door again.
In the classic “taking advantage of the priest’s ‘privileged’ knowledge about his congregation” joke, Little Tommy Shaughnessy --- in an effort to improve his currently-bleak prospects of getting laid, but not wishing to resort to chemical whorefare --- made a phony “sin of the flesh” admission at confessional, thereby tricking Father John into unwittingly revealing to Tommy the names of the “loosest” local hussies and thus letting him know which girls he’d have the best chances with.
by QuacksO November 21, 2018
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