Cat

Meow

Cat: Meow

by Internet Friend :) May 27, 2019

cat

a cat is a demon come to earth by means not known and the creepy ladies who keep them as pet
s are just stupid kill all cats.

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ah its a cat shoot it

by bob123456789009876543211234567 May 28, 2019

Cat

This cute hairball that walks around my house

Cat is good

by Qwertyboi69 July 1, 2019

Cat

A little flufball demon that you will love forever

"nigga your cat took a shit in my bed and puked in the vents!"

"bruh he just a cat what's he supposed to know?"

"the house smells like a fuckin dumpster nigga!"

"bro just spray some deodorant around, then you got nothin to worry about.
besides he just a cat, it can't be that bad?"

"nigga, he eats plastic and shits in the bathtub"

"what you sayin? he gotta go?!"

"nigga you don't get rid of that thing Imma do it for ya!"

"breaking news, nigga pronounced dead after being thrown in front of a train"

"nigga got what was coming to him, isn't that right lil' nigga?"

*meow*

by oodoos24 August 2, 2019

Cat

A cat is a ferocious animal from the wild. It is the leader of animals and kills for fun. Aggressive and dominating, rather kinky.

In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the cat sleeps tonight.

by RoadmanTingz August 15, 2019

Cat

The cutest mammal that ever existed, except those with allergies.

Cats are cute and play yarns, Katz is also cute but plays peoples' hearts.

by AydaWikaku August 16, 2019

cat

cats are cunts, but no one seems to know were they came from, so i'm gonna give a crash course on cat history. Cats are one of the oldest creatures alive, out dating dinosaurs by like 300 thousand years. when the first cat was made from cave fungi came out of the cave it went ape shit, it ate like everything even almost wiping out the entire population of fancy feast caned cat food. eventually when humans came along they were almost wiped out because the cats were starving them out and eating everything. then in the 1700's they were used as furniture and wonderful still painting props, cats were all the rage in the 1920's being used as condoms and tampons. it wasn't until 2010 when we realized cats literally succ at everything, so we pulled them out of our assholes and made them pets

my cat is a homophobic asshole and is also racist

by bitch ass wombo combo August 24, 2019