Some time years ago.....
Dad: let's have sex
Mom: okeee
Dad: condom broke
Me years later: why did my dads condom broke?
Dad: let's have sex
Mom: okeee
Dad: condom broke
Me years later: why did my dads condom broke?
by BabbleBoy February 4, 2023
Get the my dads condom brokemug. by Cakeslob, cracker January 12, 2005
Get the broke ass sexual chocolatemug. -has no job.
-lives with their parents.
-mooches off their friends.
-isnt going to do anything with their life.
-lives with their parents.
-mooches off their friends.
-isnt going to do anything with their life.
by amezcua September 30, 2010
Get the broke ass low life.mug. 'I broke ma boat' is gibberish that flows from the mouth whilst eating cookies when a person tries to say 'Look, theres the hat'.
Other variations include:
'I bwoak ma but'
'I boak ma boat'
'A buk ma but'
(It is refered to as 'I broke ma boat' because it is the only possible sentance that makes sense'
Other variations include:
'I bwoak ma but'
'I boak ma boat'
'A buk ma but'
(It is refered to as 'I broke ma boat' because it is the only possible sentance that makes sense'
Person 1: I like cookies. (Begins eating)
Person 2: Well duh, you just bought them.
Person 1 (while pointing): I BROKE MA BOAT!
Person 2: What?
Person 1 (after swallowing): Look, theres the hat!
Person2: So it is.
Person 2: Well duh, you just bought them.
Person 1 (while pointing): I BROKE MA BOAT!
Person 2: What?
Person 1 (after swallowing): Look, theres the hat!
Person2: So it is.
by met388 August 19, 2009
Get the I broke ma boatmug. 1. lacking sufficient money to afford Airpods and considered less superior to a normal Airpod wearing person in society.
"Are those headphones wired? Ha... Smells Like Broke In Here"
synonyms: poverty-stricken, impoverished, necessitous, beggarly, in penury, penurious, impecunious, indigent, needy, needful, in need/want, badly off, low-paid, in reduced circumstances, in straitened circumstances, destitute, hard up, short of money, on one's beam-ends, unable to make ends meet, underprivileged, deprived, penniless, without a sou, as poor as a church mouse, moneyless;
1) A term used to promote the sale of lowcost Airpod style headphones at the popular website (www.SmellsLikeBrokeInHere.com)
"I just bought my new headphones at the SmellsLikeBrokeInHere website"
"Mom it smells like broke in here"
Normally followed by statements such as:
"they don't fall out"
"I can't hear you"
"I don't speak broke"
"aiodmiaomahahahhhhsad *inaudible jibber"
"Are those headphones wired? Ha... Smells Like Broke In Here"
synonyms: poverty-stricken, impoverished, necessitous, beggarly, in penury, penurious, impecunious, indigent, needy, needful, in need/want, badly off, low-paid, in reduced circumstances, in straitened circumstances, destitute, hard up, short of money, on one's beam-ends, unable to make ends meet, underprivileged, deprived, penniless, without a sou, as poor as a church mouse, moneyless;
1) A term used to promote the sale of lowcost Airpod style headphones at the popular website (www.SmellsLikeBrokeInHere.com)
"I just bought my new headphones at the SmellsLikeBrokeInHere website"
"Mom it smells like broke in here"
Normally followed by statements such as:
"they don't fall out"
"I can't hear you"
"I don't speak broke"
"aiodmiaomahahahhhhsad *inaudible jibber"
by SmellsLikeBrokeInHere January 27, 2019
Get the Smells Like Broke In Heremug. by dead broke cracka August 4, 2003
Get the Dead Broke Crackamug. Jesse took Brucey to broke back lake for an entire weekend when he was brown nosing him, and they didn't catch anything.... except each other!
by grin and bear it. April 22, 2009
Get the broke back lakemug.