Blow Job Sandwich

The Sexual act of two women, (or possibly men, or a combination of the two) providing a simultaneous blow job on a lucky recipient, usually with each performer sharing a side of the penis. The performers can also 'make out' while the penis is thrusted in between their mouths, this is also sometimes referred to as 'The Rude Frenchman'.

SAM: "Hey Steve, I noticed that both Becky and Tara were all over you at that party last night, so I was wondering...who did you fuck?"

STEVE: "Neither, I brought them both back to my apartment and settled for a Blow Job Sandwich."

SAM: "You call that settling?"

by Isaac_Rath_124 September 26, 2009

blow mud

When you're takin' a dump and semi-thick liquid comes out of your ass and spackles the toilet.

"Hey man, are you gonna' go in my bathroom and blow mud"?

by Sweet Chuck January 4, 2005

classy blow jobs

while giving a blow job, one must have her nails done, not gag, choke, or make other gross sounds. also, no extreme saliva. hold eye contact for 3-5 seconds...too much is creepy!

you're the best....you give classy blow jobs!

by other halves April 17, 2011

Blow-job bandit

A catholic girl that blows you on the first date and takes off without ever being seen again.

"The bandit stikes again," Brett said with a smile on his face.

by Charlie Park January 18, 2003

Blow it out your ass

A Classic quote from one of the very first first-person shooter computer game developed by 3D Realms and published by Apogee DUKE NUKEM 3D.... In the game this super hero will say interactive things to the player at random , one of the quotes was "BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS!"

"It's Time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and i'm all outta gum.."

"I've got balls of Steel"

"Your head, Your ass, whats the difference?"

"Book em Denno!"

"Blow it out your ass!"

"what'ya waiting for Christmas?"

"You're an inspiration for birth control."

"Shit Happens... "

"Damn, those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride! "

"I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck! "

"What are you? Some bottom-feeding, scum sucking algae eater?"

by Crpetersenabx May 22, 2010

accidental blow job

A blow job that was not purposely given. The giver usually recognizes this either mid-blow or in the morning after and wonders what they were thinking giving this guy a blow job. The giver either has no interest in the reciever or actually can't stand the reciever, but somehow end up giving them a bj anyway. This normally occurs after a long night of drinking.

Ashley woke up in the morning and felt someone trying to cuddle with her. She realized then the night before she must have tripped and given him an accidental blow job.

Watch out for those trip wires, you might end up giving an accidental blow job.

by ABJ_01 August 15, 2006

blow this bitch

To leave your current location.

Jared: "Oh man, don't tell me these jokers are trying to get high off the Reddi-Wip can again."
Reggie: "Yeah, the hell with that shit. I've got a fat bag of grass we can smoke back at my place. Let's blow this bitch."
Jared: "Word to your mother."

by Nicholas D December 24, 2007