bathroom shuffle

when you and your roommates smoke weed in the bathroom because your landlords are assholes and don't let you smoke in the backyard
Roommate 1: "Hey guys wanna hit the bathroom shuffle?"
Roommates 2, 3, & 4: "Fuck ya!"
by fuckdaops September 07, 2020
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tripping in the bathroom

What you do when you are single and broke
I am currently tripping in the bathroom good sir.
by Musty Musk Man May 25, 2023
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bathroom junkie

A person known to spend most of their day stuck in the bathroom doing heroin. Also known as being diagnosed with a Tinfoil disorder.
Hey man have you seen my girlfriend? You mean the bathroom junkie, she has been in there for 5 hours, and she took my tinfoil.
by Palm Tree DeucedeucE June 16, 2015
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Bathroom bandit

Harry "God dammit George took Luke into the bathroom again" James "Man what a fucking bathroom bandit"
by Semajcju December 26, 2021
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airplane bathroom

A codeword the U.S military says when they are pulling out of operation territory and they are air-striking all of the bathrooms.
*clik* Airplane Bathroom!, repeat, Airplane Bathroom!*clik*
by EenBeen June 13, 2020
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Pool Bathroom

A place to have sex.

A place to pee, if you haven't gone in the pool yet.
He was tappin that in the pool bathroom.
by dormanbabyy2010 June 18, 2008
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The phenomenon that, no matter how good something is, if you mix it with something bad for long enough, you'll eventually associate it negatively.

Derived from how great air freshener smells in the store, but by the time you've used it to cover up 20 odd poops in the bathroom, you'll forever associate the smell with poop and will hate it.
Jane: Hey Laura, where are them fantastic shoes you bought a few months back?

Laura: Yeah they succumbed to the Bathroom Air Freshener Phenomenom. I wore them round Stu's house too many times. Now when I look at them they look sad and pathetic, so I dumped them when I dumped him.

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Her: Didn't you used to like Love Actually?

Him: Yeah but after watching The Walking Dead 3 seasons too long, I now can't look at Andrew Lincoln without hearing that goddam accent.
by tain london December 25, 2022
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