by bolton demon shit April 7, 2021

Literally the sexiest person alive like holy crap you might as well already marry me, I am so in love with you and i worship you like el worships tofu.
Person A: have you ever met Al/Kany3?
Person B: no
Person A: ew how could you not want to socialize with the swaggiest person alive
Person B: no
Person A: ew how could you not want to socialize with the swaggiest person alive
by Poopyfartysnotrocket March 19, 2021

When you're a good Christian man, don't like the gays, and oppose abortion, but am totally cool with child molesting.
Jim, who are you voting for in the primaries?
I'm voting for this guy. He is un-sinful unlike the other candidate and he has good Moore-als
I'm voting for this guy. He is un-sinful unlike the other candidate and he has good Moore-als
by ThatIdiot December 13, 2017

ultra mega nejlepsi blond kluk na svete <3
-Ales je filmova postava vyskytujici se ve filmu obcansky prukaz
Ma blond vlasy dlouhe zhruba po bradu (teda na zacatku pak mu rostou-) a sklada basnicky
na zacatku ma mit 15 ale vypada na 10
-Ales je filmova postava vyskytujici se ve filmu obcansky prukaz
Ma blond vlasy dlouhe zhruba po bradu (teda na zacatku pak mu rostou-) a sklada basnicky
na zacatku ma mit 15 ale vypada na 10
Nekdo: Znas obcansky prukaz?
Ja: Yesss a uplne to miluju!
Nekdo: A kdo je tvuj oblibenej?
Ja: Ales Kovanda ofc!
Ja: Yesss a uplne to miluju!
Nekdo: A kdo je tvuj oblibenej?
Ja: Ales Kovanda ofc!
by dr4yy March 20, 2022

by Curbystylz March 19, 2017

Itty bitty little Alabama town that might as well be in Mississippi. With a population of something like 1200, the only folks you see here are either police, family of police, or the junkies the police are after. With only a handful of stores and zero good restaurants, Sulligent is just a large group of old folks waiting to die, and young folks hoping it happens sooner, rather than later.
(What was that cemetery we drove through on the way to Mississippi?) <Oh, that was just Sulligent, Al.>
by Just Another Nobody June 14, 2021
