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big brad

the biggest cock on a white male youve ever seen
it was a big brad
by yohin January 15, 2018
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BRAD

a midget who has a massive cock.
"holy fuck I got a dicking from brad last night"
by daddyjakey September 29, 2022
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Brad Miller

A special American baseball player who has played for the Seattle Mariners, Tampa Bay Rays, Milwaukee Brewers, and Cleveland Indians. Primarily plays in the infield, occasionally in the outfield. Needs more opportunities to show he's one of the best hitters in the game.
Brad Miller won the game for the Brewers by taking ball four with the bases loaded!
by eatdatpanda445 May 24, 2019
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Brad

Your car
You owned a car for 4 years. You named it Brad. You loved Brad. And then you totaled him. You two had been through everything together. 2 boyfriends, 3 jobs, nothing could replace Brad. Then Liberty Mutual calls, and you break into your happy dance.
by Supertrain12 December 24, 2019
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Brad dog

My betstue
Brad dog ims my besyt
by CJP503 July 31, 2022
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Brad

An Australian male, usually with limited education, who is loud and obnoxious at all times.

A Brad is often found overseas getting into pub fights, chanting Khe Sanh or The Horses at high volume with fellow Brads, causing property damage and generally pissing off the locals.
"Look at those Brads over there chanting Khe Sanh and doing shoeys"
by 10lo October 9, 2022
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Brad

(noun)
1. A man who believes charm can replace accountability, usually emotionally shallow but overly confident. Brad is the grown male equivalent of a Karen, except instead of demanding to speak to the manager, he demands validation, casual intimacy, and no consequences.
2. The kind of guy who flirts while married, sends voice memos no one asked for, and uses phrases like “I just don’t want you to feel uncomfortable” after doing something deeply uncomfortable.
3. A repeat character in emotionally confusing Snapchats. Never the hero—always the subplot you should have skipped.

Symptoms of a Brad:
• Texts “hey” at 11 PM like it’s a love language
• Flirts in secret, but swears it’s “just friendship”
• Calls his relationship “complicated” (it’s not—it’s just him)
• Uses charm, a southern drawl, or gym pics to mask emotional laziness
• Says “I can’t help it” instead of “I’m sorry”
“He said we have a deep connection, but he also said his wife doesn’t know about me. Classic Brad.”
by EmotionalExitStrategy June 18, 2025
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