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simp

by hairypasta March 5, 2020
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Simp

Someone who eats ass

Someone who thinks women are superior to everything

Nick and Cargile
Nick and Cargile are the biggest simps I've ever seen!
by ItssApachi May 28, 2020
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Simping

Treating a woman like a goddess for the sake of a relationship (that's never going to happen)
A: He just donated $100 to that streamer, his message was: I love you my goddess
B: yeah he's simping hard
by cheeeeeeeese42 September 5, 2021
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simp

‘damn he’s such a simp!’
what’s a simp?’

you know shae minahan? yeah that’s a fucking simp!’
by juicycockbiter March 8, 2020
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Simp

A man/boy who puts a woman/girl as #1 priority and will do almost anything for them, such as donating them money or attacking YouTube Channels and/or Twitch
"Hey dude, You are such a simp. I don't think I want to be your friend anymore."
by AsianChan69 September 1, 2020
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Simp

Gf short talks josh and is all around shitty to him.

Josh brings it up to her.

Gf what the fuck are you talking about I care about you.

Josh I’m so sorry I shouldn’t have said anything.

Best friend josh you are a fucking simp.
by Beef boss 69 June 17, 2020
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Simp

A simp is a particular person who would do anything to get into any kind of relationship with a woman, ignoring his close ones and also ditching them, also known as; ''ape brain ooga booga must repopulate sex sex ooga sex'' people.
Simp: hi please dont ignore my tier 3 sub please I sold my liver to donate to you miss please can you be my girlfriend please
Some twitch thot: what the fuck are you doing in my room
Simp: *ape noises*
Some twitch thot: hello yes 911? I have another simp on me please send a M.T.F.
Simp: *angry ape noises*
by FUGiiBoi May 25, 2020
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