Greek Dressing

Semen excreted from the anus after anal sex. Also known as a dirt pipe milkshake. This was originally coined for gay sex, but has expanded to hetero anal.

Greek dressing slid out of Jill's butthole and ran down her vagina after Jack pulled his weiner out of her ass.

by Himinbjorg June 16, 2018

Best-dressed-streaker

When the best dressed person at prom takes their pants off and streaks through the dance floor.

Prom was great last night, the Best-dressed-streaker ran by me with no pants on.

by Balls19 April 20, 2024

Dressing the Table

Leaving the tip at a restaurant.

Since you're paying the check I'm dressing the table.

by Grampa Les May 21, 2019

Getting dressed

Having an object placed inside of the rectum, as dressing is placed into a turkey.

He was getting dressed at his colonoscopy appointment.

by Eg_n_chee November 25, 2021

British Salad Dressing

Nickname for the resulting diagnosis of pink eye from having a rival teabag and fart on your face at the same time.

He snuck in and gave Louis the old British Salad Dressing after the raccoon incident… The prank war ended after that.

by DebTheCat April 28, 2025

dress

a taylor swift song that makes me and a lot of other people h word

person 1: hey what’s that taylor swift song that’s on
person 2: oh yeah it’s called dress is really hot let’s make out to it

by taylorswiftrailme June 28, 2021

Bella Dress

A dress worn by psycho who deliberately drivs recklessly and almost k*ll passengers for attention, then shows up at said passenger’s friend’s house uninvited.

Don’t get that dress. It’s a Bella dress.

by Total Simp April 8, 2023