Star Crunch

Bottom tier snack cake. Most commonly consumed by roller operators and other homosexuals. In all areas of the world known as inferior in comparison to Zebra Cakes.

“Hey, did you see that fag eating a Star Crunch?”
“Well not everyone is bad ass enough to eat Zebra Cakes, and besides he clearly runs a roller”

by JusMe12345 September 10, 2022

crunch

When your boss puts unreasonable deadlines and you have to work 80 hours a week for like 20 weeks in a row.

I used to enjoy going on walks after work but my boss told me we have to crunch for a few days but it has been seven months and I just want to see the sun again.

by davidovix September 21, 2025

crunch out

To creep out on someone, derived from the infamous sketchy rave character Captain Crunch

Ew, that creep with the one-eyed stare is starting to crunch out on all the young girls, trying to give them all free hugs.

by 12er McLush May 1, 2011

Crunch

Crack cocaine.

I'm looking for some crunch, I wanna get high!

by Baphomet March 19, 2019

Crunch

When you're about to knock somebody out or punch someone

Da'Jon: "I'm finna crunch his dumbass"

by GAZER GAZER SO October 1, 2019

Crunch Wrapped

Getting Incoherently Black Out Drunk With Your HomeBoys/Girls.

Damn bro I’m fuckin’ crunch wrapped right now. Im about to throw the fuck up.
Or
Are y’all niggas ready to get crunch wrapped in this bitch?

by TwampCityAJ April 25, 2024

Cap'n Crunch

A gender neutral activity done by partners. The act is playing with the persons mouth (specifically scratching the roof of the mouth with exactly two fingers)

"I'll give you a real Cap'n Crunch tonight if you're good."

by Captain Wally March 16, 2019