by One nut wonderr May 11, 2018
When a man has 89 ounces of viagra and then inserts his penis into each and every one of the woman’s holes. He proceeds to ejaculate one load into each eye, nostril, ear, and so on.
by Mrbuttholesmeller January 06, 2023
A big toothed crack head who can’t seem to keep himself out of harms way. Often has small nipples and a shit haircut
by Archies pecker November 19, 2019
by daddylongdeek January 07, 2019
A trip to bathroom require the use of only one wipe; which, although may be a sign of not having enough fiber in one's diet, it is definitely a wonderful thing.
by airborne8 February 05, 2011
friend: “hey what happened to that one boy..?”
you: “oh you know ima one link wonder”
friend: “ofcc you link em n ghost em n never see or talk to them again i know”
you: “oh you know ima one link wonder”
friend: “ofcc you link em n ghost em n never see or talk to them again i know”
by keely L2674 June 04, 2023
When you are given reasons that justify you cheating on someone. Reasons could include: someone thinking they are smooth, short-term memory, or just stupidity.
"Yeah, you fucking wonder why i've been cheating on you." "Keep being a fucking idiot... you wonder why."
by Hives! May 05, 2005