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Fort Yukon is a small village couple miles above the Arctic circle . The small village is home to the gwichin Athabaskan’s ,and also the community of shit ass rez kids who pick up habits from they’re parents making they’re kids become just as inconsiderate and miserable as them . Also home to the winos, tweakers , rez dogs , deadly aunties who deal with abusive so called “men”. This small town will slowly find its way to the little happiness you hold onto so tightly and smother it with it’s misery/ gossip, and drive you completely crazy to the core . This is the kind of place you visit when you want to go on a life long bender, get pregnant, hooked on drugs, a job bc u have a certain last name , but never a place to come visit to have a “life” . Which most people don’t have here anyway , sure some have a job but everyone talks mad shit about eachother and smile in your face the next day ,bc they have nothing interesting going for them in the real world which they think revolves around them … NEWS FLASH ! It doesn’t :)
Fort Yukon is a small village couple miles above the Arctic circle . The small village is home to the gwichin Athabaskan’s ,and also the community of shit ass rez kids who pick up habits from they’re parents making they’re kids become just as inconsiderate and miserable as them . Also home to the winos, tweakers , rez dogs , deadly aunties who deal with abusive so called “men”. This small town will slowly find its way to the little happiness you hold onto so tightly and smother it with it’s misery/ gossip, and drive you completely crazy to the core . This is the kind of place you visit when you want to go on a life long bender, get pregnant, hooked on drugs, a job bc u have a certain last name , but never a place to come visit to have a “life” . Which most people don’t have here anyway , sure some have a job but everyone talks mad shit about eachother and smile in your face the next day ,bc they have nothing interesting going for them in the real world which they think revolves around them … NEWS FLASH ! It doesn’t :)
Niece : I’m going up to Fort Yukon, to visit my cousin !
Deadly uncle : ho’h careful my niece! Don’t get stuck in the toxicity, or worse… pregnant!
Deadly uncle : ho’h careful my niece! Don’t get stuck in the toxicity, or worse… pregnant!
by My uncle deadlier than urs :p July 26, 2024
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Friend 1: "Yo, dawg, pass da boof."
Friend 2: "Sorry, bro... We're out of weed..."
Friend 1: "Dude, I have an idea... Let's head to Fort Wenty!"
Friend 2: "Awesome..."
(Both of the friends get up and then proceed to collapse onto the floor.)
Friend 2: "Sorry, bro... We're out of weed..."
Friend 1: "Dude, I have an idea... Let's head to Fort Wenty!"
Friend 2: "Awesome..."
(Both of the friends get up and then proceed to collapse onto the floor.)
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